Skullchewer

Me: Our kids were arrested for setting a car on fire. Wife: Arson?? Me: And our daughter too.

What have I just..... sold! Most of my collection 😭 Had a bunch of RIFs laying around collecting dust, so I've parted with the lot. Did a bundle deal with the shop at my local field. Goodbye old friends, I expect some kid will shoot me with one of you soon. LCT LTS 13.5 4 mags (1 lct 3 cyma) With LCT mag well spacer and LCT long charging handle G&G SMC9 Two standard mags, one drum Krytac Kriss Vector 8 mags Flamingo hop rubber Laylax extended mag release Laylax strike advanced grip Laylax striker muzzle Mounted laser Mounted Feyachi tactical torch and pressure switch. Tokyo Marui M3 Shorty Umarex Elite Force H8R Gen2 Three mags WE Dragon 7" hi-capa One standard mag, one extended With added cow cow fibre optic rear sights WE Dragon 7" hi-capa full auto version One standard mag, one extended With added cow cow fibre optic rear sights G&G GTP9 2 mags Krytac Trident CRB MKII Two mags Cheapy red dot But then I went and bought a Specna Arms SA-249 Para What have I left? Secutor Rapax XXI DMR G &G M14 EBR DMR KWA QRF MOD2 Tokyo Marui MK23 Tokyo Marui Hi-Capa Gold Match Golden Eagle M879 sawn off Snow Wolf M41A Pulse Rifle And now the 249

Ironically, for a company based in America, that loves its guns, I just got a 30 day Facebook ban for talking about shooting people.... with an airsoft gun..... in an airsoft group. 🤦🏼

Gave my QRF a post apocalyptic makeover. Still got some tidying up to do, but happy overall.

When AI makes music videos for classic songs. Worth a look. https://www.openculture.com/2022/09/what-happens-when-artificial-intelligence-creates-images-to-match-the-lyrics-of-iconic-songs-david-bowies-starman-led-zeppelins-stairway-to-heaven-elos-mr-blue-sky-more.html

I had a Krytac trident CRB mkii, can confirm it's a standard rotary hop.

They played at Bloodstock this year too. Two of my favourite bands, back to back, at my favourite festival. It was a great day. That's some good taste right there.

Ooh, I quite like that, Speedbird.

LoG absolutely OWNED the main stage on Sunday at Bloodstock this year. I'm in that crowd somewhere. https://youtu.be/l_D1_IBlIvA

My four year old son has been learning Spanish and still can’t say the word for please, I think that’s very poor for four.

Patiently awaiting the new LoG album. https://youtu.be/SnEXcv0YJQA

Got my DMR back from my local tech, Beaker at Red Alert Airsoft, and he has performed witchcraft. I am in love with how well this RIF shoots now. Added all my unnecessary bling back to it. Just waiting on some krylon and I'll be giving her a facelift.

I've been gone so long I can't be arsed to scroll back and see if this gag has been told already.... I lent my girlfriend £100 A few years later we broke up She paid me back exactly £100 I lost interest in that relationship

None of my sites are on the list 😭 I know the staff at my regular site think he's a dickhead, I hope that means they're one of the sites that haven't made the ban public.

Extremely knowledgeable, including the history of Airsoft, and entertaining as fuck. I particularly like that he's no bs and not trying to be TEH BESTEST. He admits when he's not clued up about a certain thing, and that tells me a lot.

I'M BACK BITCHES! After over three months out, due to illness, music festivals and other life stuff, I returned to the battlefield today at Red Alert. Got to meet @Lozartwho seems a thoroughly nice bloke, surprisingly 😉 Got my Secutor Rapax DMR back from the local tech and ran that all day. He has performed witchcraft. In the first game of the day I got more kills with that DMR than I usually do in a whole game day. That's right, I can shoot straight now! Got several tag round kills and 3 pistol kills. All in all a fantastic return. I've missed it! Also; OUCHIE

Soooo gutted I missed this, stupid covid 😫

At some point I'm going to, while wearing this

Getting over a major covid infection, been really ill. Sweet of you to notice my absence, dear.

I had to Google who that is 😕

A few favourites of me, and a few I've taken than I like

A birthday gift from friends.

I am infectious 😁 Reforger allow them.