Skullchewer

I bought a project gun. G&G M14 EBR. It's old and tatty but I love the look of the EBR. Going to rip it apart internally and totally rebuild.

IT AM GNU GO PEW PEW DEM DED Though that's just a guess. Also; welcome.

With that history I'd say it's worth a punt, mate.

Akin to that girl you brought home from the club that time; Fun to ride, but way too high maintenance.

New pew

@alvin where did you get the STL for this, please? Never mind, found it. https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1215894455/airsoft-dslr-bb-shower-grenade-launcher?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=3d+print+airsoft&ref=sr_gallery-3-37

I love this.

Nope. And using an online import calculator resulted in this: So unless UPS have made a mistake they can GTFO. I will be getting my barrister brother to send them a letter telling them to GTFO, in legalese.

I go for multicam black, or Motorhead camo And the Deadly Customs shooters belt was worth every penny.

Damn it, knew I forgot something. Where's those canted ingress I had knocking about .....

Picked myself up a KWA QRF MOD2

I bought a Tag Evo Shell launcher from Evike. $119.00, including shipping. Been stuck at customs last couple of days, and today I get this email. UPS can keep it ? I already got one in the UK anyway.

?A German guy called Helmut approaches a lady of the night in London . "I vish to buy sex viz you." "Okay," says the girl, "I charge £50 an hour." "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky." "No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky for an extra £10." Helmut agrees. So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant zat you tie zese springs to each of your hans und knees." The girl finds this odd, but complies, fastening the springs as requested. "Now you vill get down on your hans und knees." This she duly does, balancing precariously on the springs. "You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you." She thinks this even odder, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying). But the sex is fantastic: honking away on the duck caller, she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it's several minutes before she has enough breath to say, "That was totally amazing! What do you call that position?" "Zat," replies the German, "is ze Four-sprung Duck Technique ???

If you do this we all should. Go full Reservoir Dogs.

Thanks a lot, you dumb fuck.

AFUK ASSEMBLE! well, some of us..... Front row @Honey Badger 63 @GAMBLE Back row @Sneaky, F4775 (non forum member), me, Jack(non forum member), Shortround (non forum member). Another BRILLIANT day at Red Alert. Lots of kills, lots of deaths, LOADS of laughter. Great marshalling, great hit calling. I bloody love that site. No two days are the same, as they change up game modes often, thanks to the size and layout of the site. I highly recommend Red Alert Newbury if it's within your travelling distance. Also, Sneaky is a damn good shot with his DMR!!

Did it have a happy ending?

Yeah, just been snuffling about and it looks like import is the only way. How does it fit? I have a big head and a mass of hair, so I'm not sure I'd even get it on.

That is very nice. Where from?

That has bullshit written all over it.

Get it?

You're welcome.