Skullchewer

I remember you getting the cam870. It is bloody gorgeous but I don't think I can be arsed with picking up/losing shells.

Recommend me a NEW shotgun.

My TM with fixed hop was great fun, and everyone that used it really enjoyed I, but at the end of the day an airsoft shotgun is just a bit of fun, and not something to field seriously, so I'm just looking at it with that approach. I had been looking at a Golden Eagle but I'll strike that off the list now. Currently an S&T M870 is too of the list, as options on getting another TM in the UK are limited at best 😕

My old Tokyo Marui is getting a little battered and worn, I think she needs retiring, so I'm in the market for a new shotgun. Any recommendations? Don't really fancy an electric one, I like a good pump action, my old one is a springer but I'd consider gas. Budget is flexible, but I don't want to go too crazy, it's just a shotgun to keep handy for close encounters. One thing; I definitely do not want a shell ejecting gun.

I've been after one since I first started airsoft. Finally mine 😊

I bought a project gun. G&G M14 EBR. It's old and tatty but I love the look of the EBR. Going to rip it apart internally and totally rebuild.

IT AM GNU GO PEW PEW DEM DED Though that's just a guess. Also; welcome.

With that history I'd say it's worth a punt, mate.

Akin to that girl you brought home from the club that time; Fun to ride, but way too high maintenance.

New pew

@alvin where did you get the STL for this, please? Never mind, found it. https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1215894455/airsoft-dslr-bb-shower-grenade-launcher?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=3d+print+airsoft&ref=sr_gallery-3-37

I love this.

Nope. And using an online import calculator resulted in this: So unless UPS have made a mistake they can GTFO. I will be getting my barrister brother to send them a letter telling them to GTFO, in legalese.

I go for multicam black, or Motorhead camo And the Deadly Customs shooters belt was worth every penny.

Damn it, knew I forgot something. Where's those canted ingress I had knocking about .....

Picked myself up a KWA QRF MOD2

I bought a Tag Evo Shell launcher from Evike. $119.00, including shipping. Been stuck at customs last couple of days, and today I get this email. UPS can keep it 🤣 I already got one in the UK anyway.

😷A German guy called Helmut approaches a lady of the night in London . "I vish to buy sex viz you." "Okay," says the girl, "I charge £50 an hour." "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky." "No problem," she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky for an extra £10." Helmut agrees. So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. "I vant zat you tie zese springs to each of your hans und knees." The girl finds this odd, but complies, fastening the springs as requested. "Now you vill get down on your hans und knees." This she duly does, balancing precariously on the springs. "You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you." She thinks this even odder, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying). But the sex is fantastic: honking away on the duck caller, she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it's several minutes before she has enough breath to say, "That was totally amazing! What do you call that position?" "Zat," replies the German, "is ze Four-sprung Duck Technique 😂😂😷

If you do this we all should. Go full Reservoir Dogs.

Thanks a lot, you dumb fuck.

AFUK ASSEMBLE! well, some of us..... Front row @Honey Badger 63 @GAMBLE Back row @Sneaky, F4775 (non forum member), me, Jack(non forum member), Shortround (non forum member). Another BRILLIANT day at Red Alert. Lots of kills, lots of deaths, LOADS of laughter. Great marshalling, great hit calling. I bloody love that site. No two days are the same, as they change up game modes often, thanks to the size and layout of the site. I highly recommend Red Alert Newbury if it's within your travelling distance. Also, Sneaky is a damn good shot with his DMR!!

Did it have a happy ending?