Shamal

We can stop you buying a lemon. 
 
Whoa quiet bud🤫 I was hoping to sell him a lemon. 😉

I think it may have been used in the Great Smurf Massacre of '02. It's dried smurf blood and evidence of a war crime!

Update:
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I hate being tailgated, especially when you're already doing 70 in a 30.
 
And this blokes aftermarket blue lights are bloody annoying too...

If you do end up keeping it in your room it'll stand you in good stead, nowadays I'm mainly hiding new kit from the Mrs 😂

Lol, I considered commenting on it that it would be wasted on many here👶🍼

can't believe I never got it the first time.

@Tackleyou laughed at my Leo Sayer joke. You are officially old. 

Just met Leo Sayer in the local pub. He said "You look like Sam from Cheers "
He made me feel like Danson!

Because of the hot weather over the next few days, my boss has said we can bring shorts to work.
Jack Daniels it is then!

Typically AEGs will find longer barrels more difficult because of air volume issues. The gearbox only has so much air to push through the barrel, so if you have more barrel volume than cylinder volume your BB will stop accelerating and start decelerating while it's still in the barrel. However, if you have more cylinder volume than barrel volume you will end up wasting a lot of air as there is more air to push after the BB has left. This makes it a bit louder as you get a more noticeable pop as the BB escapes the barrel and the air expands, but it can also have some issues that I can't remember. All I remember is discussing it with a tech and he told me what happens but I can't remember exactly what he said, I just remember it sounded like a valid issue that I wouldn't want.
 
For HPA it isn't such a problem because you can typically adjust your dwell depending on how long your barrel is, allowing more air to released per trigger pull in order to properly fill the barrel. A properly volumed HPA setup will joule creep like a gas gun.
 
For gas guns, the problem with longer barrels is joule creep. With a gas gun the BB will constantly accelerate through the barrel as the gas constantly expands through it, much in the same way a bullet will accelerate more through a longer barrel than a shorter one. So when you have a heavy BB, which starts and moves slower than a lighter BB at the same energy, it will have far longer in the barrel to accelerate and will leave with a far greater muzzle energy than a short barrel due to the relative increase in energy imparted through the longer acceleration.
 
All that said, you don't need a long barrel to have a "DMR" as it's just a designation in airsoft of a rifle that is semi-auto locked and typically has a higher energy limit and an MED. However, I'm a bit of a purist and am of the belief that a DMR should at least look like a DMR, so a 14.5" or 16"+ outer barrel is a must in my opinion, and then I'd just get an inner barrel that will go all the way through it. If you're going HPA, the only thing I would watch out for is joule creep, however you can easily fine tune the power output by tweaking the psi on the regulator to make sure you're within your site's limits.

Because of the hot weather over the next few days, my boss has said we can bring shorts to work.
Jack Daniels it is then!

Very important things those, you need to guard your tigger!
 

Because of the hot weather over the next few days, my boss has said we can bring shorts to work.
Jack Daniels it is then!

It's Saint George's Day today.  Patron saint of cheap clothes in Asda.  

I like it 👍

A lady walks into a fancy jewellery shop.She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet, and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a salesperson doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little "accident!" she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers, "Madam if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price.

Nice,
 
What tigger guard is that?

Lignum Vitae is the best; it is self lubricating so is ideal for a cylinder.

I think your problem is that you are clearly using the wrong wooden cylinder. Tropical hardwood is what you want, just not that Beech!

If anyone has any ideas how to fix the terrible condensation problem that we have in our house, please feel free to pop round anytime...
 
the kettle’s always on.

A lady walks into a fancy jewellery shop.She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet, and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a salesperson doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little "accident!" she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers, "Madam if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price.

A lady walks into a fancy jewellery shop.She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet, and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a salesperson doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not have been there at the time of her little "accident!" she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?"
He answers, "Madam if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price.

Oh my days 😁 you and your length obsession lol
 
Is the spring you fitted one you purchased from me?  If so you just grab the power just down from it.  I'm away at the moment but can sort something out soon for you.