Shamal

I’ve come to the conclusion that Baby Changing Stations are the biggest con. I’ve seen parents use them and they always come out with the same kid.

I had a Continental breakfast this morning. Those tyres taste disgusting.

I have noticed this with my specna. I think that when you put the long screw that holds the stock tube back in it helps to straighten the spring.

I signed up to an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothes. If I had any loose fitting clothes I wouldn't have signed up for an exercise class.

Are you saying that you actuly own them??

The MK1 looks like a gat gun. Still got mine lol.

Update... It's just been announced that the doors will open this event....

Devon and Cornwall have cancelled their planned joint '60s & '70s retro music festival after a row over whether to put The Jam or Cream on first...

A bit of thread lock holds it👍 I have lost one before because they can sometimes unscrew with vibrations.

Is it a new one?

My mate fell off a walkway at the factory he works at, into a vat of strawberries, sugar and pectin. Amazingly he was unhurt. He is so jammy!

God saw that Adam was lonely and He said to him, “Do not be downcast. My work is not yet finished. I shall make for you a companion, and she shall have the gentle voice of an angel, the beauty of a summer sunrise, a kind heart that is sensitive to your every need before you even know you have it, and a glorious body that will be a delight to hold; and I shall call this Woman.” “That sounds wonderful!” breathes Adam. “Yes,” says God, “but it’s going to cost you an arm, a leg, an eye, an ear, and your right testicle.” Adam digests this in silence and says, “Hypothetically, Lord… what could I get for just a rib?”

Bloody hell mate you must have arms like Popeye lugging that to a game lol Looks good though.👍

4 engineers get into a car . The car wont start. mechanical engineer says : its a broken starter Electrical engineer says : dead battery chemical engineer says : impurities in the gasoline IT engineer says : hey guys i have an idea, how about we all get out of the car, and then get in again.

I know I know. It's a gun?😜

Very highbrow.lol but it's Sartre 😉

I've got some lead soldiers in the loft. The kids used to play with them when they were babies. 😉

Haha it never fails to be funny. Hammocks and people getting hit in the balls with balls lol. I'm easily amused though.🙂

Yeah... I ate them. You're lucky then. 😜 You need immediate hospital attention dude. That's never right. 😂😂