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Take gas!

That's a bit of a slant on the old "Is that a gun in your pocket,or are you just pleased to see me" gag. "Is that a gun in your sleeping bag or are you REALLY pleased to see me?" I'm beginning to worry about you😂😂

I went to my first ballet the other night and saw women dancing on tiptoe . Why don’t they just get taller girls ?

Thanks for update @neh0. I'll have a wander down on Friday anyway just to find out where it is. Cheers bud👍

Thanks for putting super5ives up bud. I only live ten mins away but have not heard of them. My go to store is combat south which is about 15 mins away. Will pay a visit on Friday and check them out 👍 Regards

Lost three tiles in the storm last night, gonna play scrabble inside from now on.

Are you allowed to smoke in your bedroom?? 😉 It looks quite effective 👍

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for consultation with a Native American medicine. man living on a nearby reservation who was rumoured to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction. The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man. The old Indian gave him a potion and, with a grip on his shoulder, warned "This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful, and then say: '1-2-3.' When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and you can perform for as long as you want." The man thanked the old Indian, and as he walked away, he turned and asked “How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,' he responded, "but when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon." He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said: "1-2 3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and asked: "What was the 1-2-3 for ?" And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle

That's niiice🙂 Is it Flir? Not sure of spelling but something like that lol

Yeah me to. Although I don't call it a charger but heyho whatever. 😉

Hi bud. It's only a matter of time before the Airsoft bug bites ya.🙂 Enjoy your return 👍

Absolutely barking! But anyway is it still available or not? 😉

Yes you are right. It was suggested. We were asked to post up possible questions. I don't know if it was implemented.

This fella said to me today: “Are those thick lens glasses you're wearing?” I said: “No, they're mine"

Haha. I like my 3210 lol

Ok thanks. Im using mobile though not pc

Wot?? Where do I enter that then?

How do we tag you? Keep it simple I'm old and still using a biro. ☹️

One for me.

I always empty mine after a game. It gives me a legitimate reason to continue fiddling and fondling my gear after a game "No darling I can't come and help raking leaves,I have to sort my gear out.sorry" I will fill them all the night before a game though. I can't say for sure whether leaving the springs under tension weakens them though🤔 Regards

You could fit a couple of bikes in it!👍

What do you call a spider with 10 eyes? A spiiiiiiiiiider! Sorry

Hi 👋 Come on in and enjoy the pleasuredome. Feel free to browse the hallowed pages of vast accumulated knowledge( none of it mine I would add). 🙂 As to your queries regarding companies and differences in products I feel sure you will get many,many answers.(again not from me) My preference is for specna and Ares though 🙂 Regards 👍

Peoples' faces to be specific 🤕 lol

Hey bud put this in the wanted section of the classifieds. More people will see it 👍