Shamal

I'm not a Glock man but the logo suggests that it's made by asg,action sports gun. I'm sure one of the other members on here will give you more info? Regards

Oh, I'm probably going to take the new spring out and cut 10mm off the end. Got nothing to lose at this point! I've read on here that if you cut springs you have to flatten the end. Not sure how you would do that. Maybe a Dremel? Or perhaps heat and a hammer?

Hi bud. Nice to meet you as well. I bet I know what gun you want to get ? Check out 'playairsoft.co.uk' that will tell you about any sites near you. Be prepared to have your wallet hoovered clean lol. Find a site near you,make a booking as a rental player(I'm assuming you don't have any kit yet) and go along. You will need some sensible oldish clothes but make sure you are well covered. Good sturdy boots with ankle support are a must as is good quality eye protection with ballistic rating of En166,En172. No eye pro no play. As a rental you will get a gun,battery and ammo.there will probably be full face masks if you want. It would be a good idea to use them to start with. You will still need your eye pro though. Talk to people there,you will find them ready and willing to help you out with any questions.(I wouldn't though cause I'm an anti social git!) If you enjoy it and want to carry on then that's good but be prepared to spend ? Good luck? Regards

If you don't know the difference between "there", "their" and '"they're" then your an wally

It's cause I'm hungry ??

A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your dad or mum home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mum and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,and mumbling to himself. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant". The boy thought for a moment... "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges £500 for the bull and £50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard"

Hello and welcome to the money pit.? Have a look at 'playairsoft.co.uk' that will list sites near you. No you don't need to buy any thing to start with but a pair of boots with ankle support and a good pair of ballistic rated goggles/glasses are a must have. Just search on t'internet for Airsoft eyprotection but make sure they have an ansi z87 +1 rating. You will have to contact your nearest site and book a game as a rental player and the site will provide you with a gun,ammo,face protection/mask they probably will have eye pro for sale but get your own to be on the safe side. Wear some old clothes but make sure your skin is covered. Enjoy but be prepared to spend lots lol Regards Hey I was already typing all that! ?

Muppet ?

I gave up bread to lose weight, but it didn't work out because I'm lack toast intolerant...

That'll be the pistol poltergeists. They are mostly active around Umarex guns. Get your local vicar to sprinkle holy oil on it and leave it in a drawer for a year or so ??

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What??? Lol

Lol An elderly man rear-ended a guy driving an expensive European sports car. Enraged, the guy hops out and confronts the old man. He yells, "Look what you did to my car! You're going to give me $10,000 right now or I'm going to beat you to a pulp!" "Oh my…" the old man said nervously. "I don't have that kind of money. Let me call my son.” he said with hope. “He trains dolphins and he will know what to do." "Dolphins!" the other driver huffed, while rolling his eyes. The old man pulled out his phone, dialed his son, and just as his son answered, the irate man snatched the phone away from the old man. "So, YOU'RE a dolphin trainer, huh?” The irate man yelled, “Well, your old man here just rear-ended my car and I need TEN GRAND right now, or I'm going to beat you AND your old man to a pulp!" "I'll be there in 10 minutes." says the voice calmly on the other end. Exactly 10 minutes later, a Jeep pulls up and a guy hops out and proceeds to pulverize the bully, leaving him in a heap on the side of the road. When he finished, he walked over to his father and said, "For the last time dad, I train Seals… Navy Seals. NOT dolphins!”

Haha. It could put out 100 rps and I still wouldn't hit anybody☹️ lol

Yes I agree it's not feasible with my setup. I think the chrono is wrong. I do remember couple of years ago it was around 30 rps.

Hi guys. Just finished putting amoeba back together after putting ball bearing piston head on and new tappet plate and air nozzle. Did a bit of shimming while I was in there along with some slippery goo. Cut off old,broken motor connectors and put new ones on. It's running 18:1 gears and has a m100 spring. Anyway put it on the chrono and it's putting out between 330 and 340 which I'm pleased with. Switched to full and a two second pull returned a reading of 3333 which according to my calculator is 55.55 rps. Is this even possible?? or is my chrono talking bollocks? Tried it again and same reading. It does sound fast but there again it always has.

A man is walking through the woods when he sees a bear charging at him. He knows he can't outrun a bear for long, so he starts praying, "Dear Lord, I beseech thee. Please, o Lord, please let this bear be a Christian!" The bear catches up to him, knocks him down on the ground, then gets on its knees and says, "Dear Lord, thank you for this food I am about to receive.

You're right. It's great to have a bit of back and forth in a light hearted way ?

Honestly I do despair of you lot ?

Haha I know what you mean. I don't like straps and webbing flopping about. Before a game I have a dress up night and get Mrs Shamal to cast a look and point out any dangly bits. My stepson,on game day, is continually faffing about with his rig and drop leg and it drives me feckin bonkers lol.

Something I cannot abide. I like to push the mag release and for the mag to drop out. A little bit of rattle don't matter,hell when I move everything rattles. Cut the lug off ?

I had a lovely date last night. Tomorrow I'm going to have a fig.

A teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? 'Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.' The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sherman, how would you say it?' Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.' 'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?' Johnny said 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.' The teacher fainted

"Duck, you sucker!" James Coburn a fistful of dynamite. Great film

That's not too shabby an idea bud ? Now I'm armed with a few pointers, I will talk to my site again and if they are ok I shall get him to join up.?