Shamal

Two lions walking down Oxford Street in London. One says to the other "Quiet for a Saturday, isn't it?"

Hello bud and welcome to the asylum🤪 Yeah nice loadout 👍 Why the last? Regards

Yes you are right cgc but Tal were keyholders and did some of the management of the club. I used to do range officer duties there and after sessions were finished the keys were returned to the shop.

Ok cool. Is that at the Catherine hill gun club run by tal arms?

Hi bud and welcome to the forum. Another old fart here but still active in games despite failing joints lol. I did quite a lot of IPSC disciplines with my old gun club in Christchurch Dorset. That was with 177 co2 pistols. I've just today passed one of my guns onto my son. An Umarex smith and Wesson 686 6inch. Lovely satin finish. It's just been sat under the bed for years. Still got the 686 4 inch though😉 What part of the country are you in? You will find plenty of info on teching and maintenance here. Enjoy the forum 👍 Regards

I want to start growing my own food but I can't find bacon seeds anywhere.

Hi bud👋 Another old guy here lol. Welcome to the good ship afuk. Climb aboard and enjoy 👍 Regards

Wink wink saucy eh eh saucy. Say no more squire.😂😂

Well I have a solution. Why not send half of them to me and I can store them at mine. And the best part is that it's not gonna cost you......much. 😂😂

You're gonna need a bigger crib soon 😂😂

Something doesn't seem right with this 🤔🤔

Red laserz are allowed down the bunkers but no green ones 👍 Regards

It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's an extraordinary watch. It's been in my family for six generations" He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "SHIT!" said the Hypnotist. It took three days to clean up the Senior Center.

It's nothing that a Dremel can't sort out. 😂

Speak up buddy. The old ears aren't so good lately.🙂 Regards

Hi bud Have you been to the national Airsoft festival? I've been going for years and have not really been aware of any thefts.where did you get that info from? Regarding the quality of Airsoft well it's Airsoft. Just think how often we all moan on here about badly run sites but remember that the nae has 3000 players some will moan but the vast majority will be happy. Quads at night. yes driven sensibly and slowly by staff or security keeping an eye out for the dickheads you mention Last year the second hand area was as big as in past years so certainly had not shrunk to nearly zero. Yes the price has gone up but so has my shopping bill and a lot of other things ☹️ Regards

Forgot what I was gonna say. You know I've got a memory like thing that's used to get lump out of flour.

If you have a problem or there is a cause to fight then they can help. You will only know if it's put to the test. But they have fought in the past to keep our limits what they are today.

Only joking. I've had a beer 😉

No.

I went to the chemist yesterday and asked the lovely assistant if she would kindly show me where the talcum power was. "Certainly sir,walk this way" I thought, if I could walk that way,I wouldn't need the bloody talcum powder!

Sometimes less players = more enjoyment. But I guess it's really down to the money.

Nope. I give up 🤔