Shamal

Unbelievable! I'm struggling to know if this is real or not. I know I'm getting on a bit but......☹️

66 convictions!! He is a fucking knobber of the tenth degree. I'm wondering how that photo came about. I mean did he have a friend who took it or did he drive around looking for a camera? Either way it should have been 10 years.

I grow expensive plants for rich customers. I just look down on the hoi polloi who can't afford them. I'm a haughtyculturalist. Haha. I've climbed over many moons ago.

How do you know when it's time to replace your ripped and shredded fashion jeans?

Welcome back to the fold fella.👍

Funny that. I went to Lidl yesterday to get a bag of sparks for my grinder and a bucket of steam for the kettle but there was neither. I guess they had a run on them.

I bought a set of 255 assorted o rings from eBay. £4.99. It's a great set and contains pretty much any size o ring that you would need for Airsoft guns. I have repaired lots of gas mag with them including the ring around the base block. There are o rings that fit the gas valves and knocker valves as well. I don't think you need to buy the specific part mate. Save some money and get a set that will do everything,👍

Hi fella Welcome to the Airsoft asylum. If you were sane on entering,you won't be when you leave and your wallet will be considerably lighter! Enjoy your new sport 🙂 Regards

Hi bud and welcome.👍 Climb aboard the good ship afuk and enjoy the delights therein. Mesh type eye pro is ok ish but I have found that they cut out a certain amount of light and there is the problem of the odd BB hitting them and shattering and pieces going through the mesh. That wouldn't be so much of a prob for you as you have your glasses for secondary protection. Fogging up is a problem for many of us but there are various anti fog products which help but don't stop it completely. There are goggles with electric fans built in which blow cooler air over the inside of the goggles which does help a lot but they can be bulkier and more expensive. Some of they guys on here have talked about prescription eyepro which helps a lot because you are only wearing one set of eye protection. Am sure someone will guide you on that option. Whatever you get make sure it is up to spec for Airsoft. Enjoy your first game and remember to call ya hits👍 Regards

I'm fed up with next doors dog barking all fuckin' night in their garden. Tonight I'm gonna jump over the fence,snatch the bloody dog and put it I'm my garden. Let's see how they like it for a change!

My neighbour just yelled at her kids so loud that even I brushed my teeth and went to bed.

Good job fella. I like the subtle shading 👍

been playing around a year now after a 12 year break! What happened? Did you oversleep! 😂 I bet it's good to back in the saddle 🙂 Enjoy👍

A guy walked into his friend’s office He found his friend sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. "Hey, what’s up with you?," he asked. "Oh, its my wife," replied the man sadly. "She’s hired a new secretary for me." "Well, nothing wrong in that," he said, "Is she blonde or brunette?" "Neither. He’s bald.

Unfortunately I need to get the front handguards off as it's front wired 😅, appreciate the input anway though. Yeah understand that. On mine it was the bottom section that was loose. Now that I have looked properly I can see that the top section is loose.

I don't know what to say lol. But it looks strangely surreal. It's almost like you could snap pieces off and eat it. I can honestly say that is unique. Good work🙂

Yeah it's a nice effect and looks good.

That's cool👍 How did you do that?

I think that's the nature of the beast bud ☹️ My g&g gc4 g26 has the same issue. I can get the inner barrel real tight but the movement is in the plastic hand guard. A spot of hot glue may help.

don't know what to do to get it up. Viagra?

Yes I agree. Ucap are quite hot on dry firing in safe zone even to the point of 'put it down' as I was shouldering the gun to check red dot was working.

Hi bud. What do you think it's worth? Did you buy it yourself? You must have some idea of what you want for it. I know that I have made offers on gear that the owners don't know what it's worth only to get a message back saying,'you are joking, It's worth three times that'

Mrs Shamal is always saying that I drive her up the wall but that is taking it to new levels 😂

That's a bit of a walk then. I'm in the middle.