Shamal

That's nice ? At today's prices that would work out a very expensive guitar stand lol. Did you solder the fittings cause it's very neat if you did? It's well thought out and different ? I think I might have put some 15mm lagging on the pressure points though. It's not really a prob though cause it's a bass guitar. ??. Lol ? Regards

What do you call a cow with no legs?…….ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs?….lean beef What do you call a cow with a twitch?….beef jerky What do you call a cow that’s just given birth?….decalfeinated What do you call a dog with no legs? ….You can call him anything you want ’cause he’s not coming

I like the Christopher Walken one. I think he is a great actor.

A ground force what now?? All bloody witchcraft and voodoo to me lol.?

So it was Mrs shamals girlie weekend last week and I was feeling neglected. I had £25 pounds save up so took myself off to Pompey docks and hired a lady of the night( I say night but it was about 6.30pm because it's cheaper before 9pm. Rush hour) And I know £25 is a lot but it's only once a year. Anywho we do the business and afterwards the cheeky mare says "You've not got a very big organ have you" to which I reply " yeah well I've never had to play in a fuckin' Cathedral before!" "Fair enough" she says and gives me a fiver back. P.s none of above is true. Purely to personalize the gag.?? Qué Mr Tackle.....lol

Maserator and pond lights lol

Whasamatter wiv ya.they have labelled the switched fuse spurs. You youngsters want it all done for you these days ???

Only one pin on my m4 to separate ?

Looks a bit battered.?

This year I wasn't sure whether to get my mum another birthday card or one of those jumper-type garments with buttons up the front. So I bought her a card again.

Parcel force 48 takes them I believe. ?

Yes that looks better ?

Fuck yeah!! ?

Good pic but sad. He looks like he is Billy no mates and has just taken a pounding. Reminds me of me. ☹️

Ok gotcha.? Silly question but I guess it needs to be asked just to eliminate. Are bbs all the same weight? Only ask because I have couple of mixed weight bottles that I use for grenades but have filled mags with them which causes problems. Lol

Is barrell clean? Is it centralised so that the nub is perfectly aligned? When you say all over the place do you mean up,down left or right and by how much?

Could be two um gremlins? ?

Covid was well behind them, and Luigi, Paddy and Hamish were celebrating in a pub. Their conversation ran as follows: “I know the best bar in the world;” declared Hamish. “It’s in bonnie Glasgow and if you buy a drink, then buy another drink, and then another, Wee Willie the barman gives you the fourth drink completely free. Och aye. It’s the only bar in Scotland as good as that.” Luigi said “That’s a-nothin’. I know a bar in Milano where if you buy a drink, Silvio the barman gives you the next one for free. You then buy another drink, and the one after that is for free as well. We Italians know that all the best bars are in Italy.” “To be sure, to be sure;” Paddy interjected. “The best bars are all in Dublin. I know one bar which leaves all that for standing. The barman gives you your first drink for free. Then he gives you your second drink for free. And the third is free as well. As many as you want. And if you’re in luck he takes you round the back and makes sure you get all the sex you want for free, as well. That, my friends, is the best bar in the world.” Luigi and Hamish are clearly impressed, “That sure does take some beating,” they both admit. “And have you actually had this amazing drinking experience yourself?” “Not me personally, ” admitted Paddy, “but my sister has.

Warning, I got a weird phone message asking if I want to sell authentic ancient egyptian artifacts... I think it's a pyramid scheme scam.

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At least you are not a heating 'engineer'. Electricians and heating engineers think they are Gods gift to the building trade. Maximum money for minimum effort. £80 for a ten minute electrical safety certificate and five minutes of that is writing the certificate lol. Bricklayers and plasterers we are down to earth and not afraid to get our hands dirty. Good old fashioned plumbers though are a dying breed. Hats off to them ?. Love to all ? Regards

A hacker gang have deleted all the data from google maps for a triangle between Bradford, Wakefield and Wetherby. The police say that at this stage they have no Leeds.

Haha nice.

Well done fella. You made the jump to second childhood ? Ground zero is a big site.lot of walking but it's good exercise. Onwards and upwards ? Little tip.Get your son to carry your gear and pass it to you as you need it. Bit like a golf caddy ?? Regards

A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now. That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.