Shamal

It's a bit like getting a new girlfriend. You liked the look of her or she was cheap,(either way works),all the functions worked and she did what you wanted. Its when you get married that you see where changes can be made and like Airsoft those changes come at a price. It's around about this time that you may think about getting another model that suits you better or keep the one you have and get a backup.👍😉 Ouch! Dammit Hun I didn't know you were behind me.😂

Thanks for heads up bud and I hope it is a genuine oversight or just,as you say, an unfortunate sequence of events. Best of luck and hopefully it will end well for you👍 Regard

My wife.asked if she could have some peace and quiet while she cooked dinner....... So I took the battery out of the smoke alarm!

He used invisible ink. Hold it up to a flame.😂😉

Hi bud and welcome back to the fold 👍 As you say,you never really give up, just resting.🙂 I'm sure there will be some members that play that site that you will meet up with. Enjoy your comeback and may the hits be with you. Regards

One question that I have never been able to answer is how did that Penguin manage to write all those books.🤔

I know what you mean.it looks like it's fallen out with the the gun lol but I have one on my gun and it does help with sighting especially if you wear a helmet.ive got used to mine now and it just seems natural for it to be there. Regards

Cleanliness is next to godliness. That's the last time I buy a dictionary from Poundland.

A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile, and a pyromaniac are all sitting on a bench in a mental institution. "Let's have sex with a cat?" asked the zoophile. "Let's have sex with the cat and then torture it," says the sadist. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, and then kill it," shouted the murderer. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it and then have sex with it again," said the necrophile. "Let's have sex with the cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, and then burn it," said the pyromaniac. There was silence, and then the masochist said: "Meow

I know what the words mean but can't form them into that punchline ☹️

I've just checked my home insurance policy, and apparently if my duvet is stolen in the middle of the night, l'm not covered.☹️

Well what do you expect. You are using a Wickes aluminium rule and a rolson sliding square.😂😂😉 It's not a lot but I guess that if it irks you maybe you could take tube off and file some material off the back face of the receiver. I'm gonna have to have a look at mine now!! 🤔 Regards

Haha. No to be fair it was well contrived😂

Hi bud. Nice clean video but why are you fading out every few seconds and returning at a different location? I would prefer to watch complete game play as it happens and in a continuous order. Perhaps there is a reason you have made vid this way? But as i say nice clear and steady video👍 Regards

Nice.

You sure like the ugly ones 😂😂😉

I was at the beach and saw a man out past the breakers flapping his arms about and yelling "HELP! SHARK! HELP!" And I chuckled to myself, "There's no way that shark is gonna help him!"

Three games at same site 🙂

Niiice! you will live to fight another day lol. 🙂

You will survive bud 👍 Did you have any sickness or see stars? Any sleepiness, confusion? Has the ringing in the ears subsided? I think I probably was the shock of the impact and perhaps an involuntary,sudden snapping of you head backwards as a reaction to the pain. Use some ice on the swelling( wrapped in a cloth) and the heamatoma will just disappear over time.👍. If you do experience any of above symptoms or feel unwell then ring 111. Best of luck 🙂

Hi and hi again.👋 Yeah as above really. Good sturdy boots with ankle support is a good idea and a couple of sites I play at insist on them. So yeah get out there and have a blaaarst! Enjoy your wallet emptying new hobby and remember.....call ya feckin hits! 👍🙂 Regards

I've just renamed my WiFi network to "police surveillance van #1” That should keep the neighbours on their toes for a while!

Actually they do look like a couple from my club.🤔

I don't know about calories but I'm having trouble keeping my head above water! I went to a pub in Yorkshire and brought home some of their souvenirs. I bought a beermat, a glass, a box of matches and serviettes. A lot of Ilkley Moor Bar tat.

Bloody hell.talk about friendly fire 🔥😵‍💫