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Shamal

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  1. Hi fella👋 Enjoy your reawakening. Don't forget though...you still have to call ya hits 😉 Regards
  2. How is it a dummy peq box if it's got red and green lasers and a torch 🤔 regards
  3. A young woman enters an overcrowded city bus. She stands next to a middle-aged man who is sitting and asks him : “Sir, would you mind giving your seat to a pregnant woman?” The man obliges despite the fact that she shows no obvious sign of pregnancy. After she is seated the man asks “Pardon me young lady but how far along are you?” She replies “About 30 minutes and I'm still quite wobbly on my feet".
  4. Finally got my,ahem,helmet sorted out 🙂

    The go pro was at a funny angle,pointing more at the floor than forward due to the hinge of the case hitting the mounting plate.I didn't want to get an extension arm which would have sorted the problem but at the cost of raising camera up 76mm so with the Dremel I was able to remove enough plastic from the mounting plate to allow it to swing upright.👍

     

    The helmet has never really sat nicely on me nogging so I set about experimenting with different sizes of velcro/foam inserts which helped but then I looked at the rotary knob for the headband which I thought was at maximum travel but lo and behold it went another turn and fuck me sideways the helmet fits perfect,almost like it's stitched to me bonce. 

    So all in all a good days mucking about🙂🙂

     

    Regards 

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  5. Chap knocked on the door last night asking for donations for the new local swimming pool. I was very generous and gave him two pints of water.
  6. I’ve started a business recycling chewing gum... but I’m having trouble getting it off the ground.
  7. So I said to the vicar: "This is a lovely old church vicar". He said: "It's Norman". I said: "Oh right, this is a lovely old church Norman".
  8. Whenever I see a fire exit, I can't help myself, I dash out and then stand by the designated Fire Assembly Point. I suffer from premature evacuation.
  9. I asked the librarian if they had any books on finding Big Foot.... She said.. Try the large print section.
  10. Yes mk 5 at our sites as well. Sorry don't know what happened there ,🤔
  11. I pulled a nose hair today to see if it hurt. Well, judging by the reaction of the guy sleeping next to me on the bus, I'm thinking fuck yes!!
  12. Good call. Something else for birthdays🙂
  13. I've got an invite to the ukapu game day and AGM at z mart Newbury.

    Are any forum members going?

    I've never been there but looking at the website gallery it seems to be quite a challenging venue.

    Are there any regular players that can give any advice?

    I also get the impression from the in game pics that it's maybe a speed soft type of play?

     

    Anyway maybe see you there🙂👍

    Regards 

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    2. Shamal

      Shamal

      I hope it's not far,I've got a bloody heavy range bag and two gun rifle bag.lol

       

      Yeah hopefully it won't be stupid parking fee☹️

    3. Madhouse

      Madhouse

      Just had a look … presuming it’s a 9.30 - 4 game day, you might get away with 8hrs at £8.70. Over 8hrs is £12.

      Think it’s a 1.9m height restriction if you’re in a van.

       

      It’s a short walk.

       

      Car park entrance - yellow arrow

      Zmart - red arrow

      You’ll walk out of the car park half way between the two.

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    4. Shamal

      Shamal

      Hey @Madhouse thanks for putting that info up👍

       

      I shall have to ask wifey for some more pocket money to feed the thieving parking machine lol.

       

      Yeah so not far to walk then which is good.

      Thanks🙂

  14. I have one of these very rare and hard to obtain patches and I'm prepared to open the bidding at £30. Fast and free postage is included.(that will please some people on here)😂😂
  15. I'm looking to buy an old disused lighthouse. Does anybody know of one for sale? I am happy to buy anything, but don’t want anything too flashy.
  16. Ok leggy I don't mind paying £3.29 postage so long as I get it before next Christmas mind 😉 I'll put an order in next week. I want a new one though and not the one you have already played with. 😂 Regards
  17. Don't get him riled up again on bloody postage!! Cheapskate 😂😂 I'll have one. Do you do untracked,two week budget post for £1. Asking for a friend.lol
  18. Whoa! Slow down egghead. Sounds a bit too much like thinking lol. Can I play snap wiv them? Only joking I think it's a great idea and well thought out. Will make a great Christmas present next year 👍
  19. Be patient grasshopper. Things will happen in the fullness of time. Wait and all that you desire will become one with you. 🙏
  20. Shit. I think the bubbles gave a clue 😂😂 Skin is waterproof cause when I get in bath there are no bubbles unless of course I fart.
  21. Looking for a bit of advice . What's the best number of roses to give the wife for Valentine’s Day? 6, 12, 24 or should I give her the whole tin??
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