Tactical Pith Helmet

I'm sure there's a Namsoft game at Battle Lakes next year. I think that one was cancelled there this year? I've only heard good things about the site and I live bloody hours (and hours) away!

My attempts to develop an artificial testicle have been shambolic.

If you think that I'm driving four or so hours, and even dragging the Mrs along, to play airsoft with a bunch of fellow fanatics then you're sadly unmistaken... 😅 Seriously, we did similar with a Farcebook group for mature players a few years back. We all wore DPM and '58 pattern, and used 'interesting' gnus. Not knowing the site we didn't do too well, but many laughs were had and I ate the biggest breakfast of my life so far in a B&B before the game. Had an interesting discussion on arthritis meds at lunchtime too. Memorable day. Even got to sample Milton Keynes roundabouts on the way home too.

I for one. Love Roman numerals...

Fifty quid from the first three birthday cards today! I love being a postman...

Always been pricey-ish, but never had an issue with them. Bought my first rif from there and a fuck ton of their BBs (pre-discovery of Kilo 9s; and then post Brexit, post Kilo 9s...). Shows how experiences of a retailer differ if nothing else.

'Always the bridesmaid, never the bride.' A handy rule of thumb when trying to pull at weddings.

Just seen the headlines in the local paper: "Graveyard targeted in the night - assailants leave cheese toasties everywhere!" Police say it's likely the work of Breville worshippers...

I play in a Tactical Pith Helmet.... It's tacticool as it has a net from ebay stretched over it. I do play other filmsim games, but Namsoft is my favourite by far. The social is even better than than the other Gunman games.

I'm one of the lucky ones who didn't get an Oasis ticket.

My wife treats me like a god. She takes no notice of my existence until she actually wants something...

Fucking useless/wonderful, ugly/classic, ultra-modern/dinobike... Fancied one myself until I saw what they reach now. I concur with Mr Borg, Gizza Go Mista! Love it TBH. I had a pal murdered riding one that exact colour. He was ex-Slaves and a workmate, a real loss. I drive/ride passed the spot he died at every Monday. If I bought one I'd have named it Fat Bob after said mate. Bloody silly how a machine prompts so many memories.

Kids today know absolutely fuck all. They don't even know who Neil Armstrong is, never mind what type of trumpet he played!

Free tip in a plod car if someone reports you for promoting a terrorist group too! He'll be selling Al Qaida headbands next week...

Won my first ever cage fight tonight. 💪 Fucking hamster didn't know what had hit it!

'I've become addicted to buying old Beatles records.' 'You need Help.' 'No, I already have that one.'

Gave my dog an old sneaker to chew on. I tell people that he's got his own personal trainer.

A day with a bolty set to aeg levels is great fun. The first skirmish I played with my K98 included a newly dug 'trench clearance' game. The satisfaction of getting a solitary hit was immense. As Impulse's German friend said, 'it's how you hit them.' The actual overall performance is not a factor in fun per pew.

Rang the doctors today. Said I'd had the shits for six weeks. She said not to worry, they go back to school tomorrow.

Waffle mags don't always fit rifs with fancy magwell grips. Shame as a plain mag in a fat grip looks like a bodybuilder who always skips leg day.

They rioted in Great Yarmouth tonight and looted Shoezone. Everything but the work boots were stolen.

Just seen the footage of Rotherham in the news; burnt-out cars, broken windows, rubbish and grafiti everywhere, fence posts ripped out and strewn about the place... And now the riots!!

Kia have released a new car called the Kia Starmer. It does the fastest U turns in history.