Tactical Pith Helmet

I'm looking forward to Operation Paramount in Kent on the 28th. I'm also looking forward to using my sumrak rig that I haven't used yet for reasons that I can't even remember. I'll get the SVD out for a play too.

What do you call an Elephant that's unimportant? An Irrelephant.

My friends are organising a joint Chinese New Year and Burns night. It's going to be called Chinese Burns Night... I don't want to go but they're twisting my arm.........

This! It's PPE, it's up to the job or not!

I went out with a girl who had one leg called Wendy. No idea what she called the other one.

When parents say to kids "Go to your room & think about what you've done," it's really good practice for what you'll do every night as an adult.

My son loves his Bolle Trackers and has a few pairs in different colours for airsoft, work, and motorcycling. His work absolutely fine. I bought a set and wore them as I drove to a game day (with contacts in it feels really odd not to wear specs of some kind). The things steamed up by the traffic lights at the end of the road... My Dickies goggles are OK for steaming up in a game, but when my wife wore them for a few minutes she got total fog out. My son reckons the Dickies lenses disorient him. It's annoying but you may need to try a few pairs before you buy something that suits you personally. I use Herosharks nowadays.

A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a drink. When the bartender delivers it, the cowboy looks around and notices the bar is completely deserted other than himself and the bartender... "Where is everybody? This place is usually packed this time of day," the cowboy says. The bartender replies, "They've gone to the hanging." "Hanging? Who are they hanging?" "Brown Paper Pete," says the bartender. "What kind of name is that? Why do they call him Brown Paper Pete?" the cowboy asks. "Well," says the bartender, "he wears a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers and brown paper shoes." "Weird guy," says the cowboy. "What are they hanging him for?" "Rustling," says the bartender.....

I have a very strong anchor magnet. It's paid for itself may times over.

I feel your pain brother.

'Uh huh!' 😉 A native American looks after my kitchen these days. He's my Sioux Chef...

Bumped into Elvis today in B&Q. He returned a sander.

Russia: 2021 - 2nd best army in the world 2022 - 2nd best army in Ukraine 2023 - 2nd best army in Russia

If you like Bollywood flicks, have you seen the original magnum opus? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnBbjc5hmho This is silly fun too:

Saw the terrible news story about the man who drowned in a giant vat of coffee today. Apparently it was instant.

If you're confident teching then go for it. Personally, after my one and only encounter with that establishment, I consider their sales to be warranty free. TBH if I was looking for a particular rif, I'd ask about it on here and see if someone volunteered a lend or look locally. I've given a few people lifts and/or lent them rifs.

What's got fifty legs and flies? The bins behind our local vets...

What I always do. I've 7 year old batteries that work 100% fine still. In former times, one would wire a small bulb inline with the lead acid car/bike battery as it charged to create a basic trickle charger.

I've drunk a gallon during a game day and I'm a lot less mass to hydrate. Another player gave me some hydration tablets, they really work or at least feel like they do.

A lorry load of ballroom dancing equipment has been spilled all over the M3. Police are advising drivers to go slow, slow, quick, quick, slow.

https://www.flecktarn.co.uk/odtmb2nx.html Recommended by several people. * I use a Chicom rig. Cheap as dirt if your using an AK. Reinforcing the stitching and using an M16 bandolier is about as light as you can go, if your mags fit. You can get these from TGs UK partner: https://www.taiwangun.com/chest-rig/hybrid-chest-rig-olive-8fields TBH your spoiled for choice just with the cheapo 8 Fields gear. The skeleton rig is ultra lightweight and like the the micro rig is ultra customisable. Not Bulle quality though. * Just realised it's already been mentioned!

Ermmm... that's what catches us dinner. It's my lurcher! Don't ever go for your FAC Dan. You'll end up with a freezer full of cats. 😉🤣

I've just bought a young Eastern European frog. He's a bit Bulgarian, a bit Russian and a tad Pole.

I expect that you know it far better than us. It was a first visit for us, and since we can get to Glencoe in the same time, I think we'll be heading north again if we bother what with all the pewing and biking this year. My wife likes to return to The Old Country in summer too. We did find solitude beside the Dart though.