Tactical Pith Helmet

I hear that Manchester is being demolished and rebuilt seventy miles south. It's cheaper than finishing HS2...

I had a great joke about inflation last year. But it’s hardly worth it now.

This annoyed the fuck out of me when I first played, then I adopted Shamal's attitude and enjoyed the game much more. In milsims/filmsims etc, you'll get a much higher standard of play, but not necessarily much squad work; that tends to come with teams. I've played with a couple of teams that have rolled up the opposition all day long, and it's still been a good game. What milsims and the like do though is increase comms a lot. That tends to get you into squad work territory, and squads will work within them. Spot one and join in if you can. In airsoft, basic leadership and direction will often win. Well lead fireteams are a miracle. Most games I play are filmsim and I use an LMG. Mrs TPH acts as my rifleperson. Obviously, we know how to communicate between each other! We play as a team of two within a main team of however many. We attach ourselves to players that we know have a clue as a squad. Good game pretty much guaranteed.

Just visited Argentina. No where as hot as I'd expected. Close to Chile to be honest.

'My local football team are off the the south of France this weekend. ' 'Toulouse?' 'Probably, they're bloody rubbish..'

Just tried to change my password to beef stew. My PC said it wasn't stroganoff

Jesus wept Dan. ???

A lorry load of Vics has crashed on the M25. Luckily it's not caused any congestion

What's 'lightweight' to you my friend? Lightweight elephant gun is different to lightweight airpistol... My lightweight go-to is a G&G M4 Combat Machine. When I fucked my back up a couple of years ago, I couldn't even think of playing with the LMG. The old back up G&G came into it's own. I even bought a CQB version for with magwell grip for an even shorter hold. Hi-torque motor, rotary hop and ML, with a tightbore barrel and away you go and go, and go and go... No longer a bargain though with the DE being much higher spec!

I used them once and had an issue with a rif. I haven't bought anything from them since and won't ever again.

Can anyone remember that joke that I told you about the chiropractor? I told it about a weak back...

The new VW Passat can go from Berlin to Warsaw in just one tank. Nothing to shout about really. My Great Uncle Hans did the same thing about eighty years ago!

My lad uses a 45deg red dot rather than the irons that he fucked around with. TBH, at true CQB range, sights are hardly needed. It's point and shoot purely IMHO.

Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their arse with an iPad.

We can only hope that some tit doesn't decide to play in a Wagner loadout hoping to claim some kind of theatrical/themed game defence and a bit of public notoriety. 'It's a character in a game, I don't support them in real life,' type thing. There's sometimes idiot willing to engage in puerile edgelord shit. A separate point is that there are quite a few Chinese cheapo skull, and also crossed daggers patches around. Fail the attitude test and an officious copper could make a case that you were representing the logo minus the writing. I suppose it's another example of needing a single well briefed airsoft organisation to speak to the media in case of individual idiocy. I'm not a fan of this type of law. I'd rather fools outed themselves to social ridicule than expose us all to the risk of legal sanction/restriction.

Without defining what a 'Wagner flag or logo' is, the opera lovers amongst us will live in fear. Is a Ring Cycle poster/print enough to get you a spell in chokey now?

I don't know why there is such a fuss over aerated concrete in schools at the moment. I remember being served it on a daily basis in the school canteen.

I'd give that a jiggle. Airsoft is not exactly building the space shuttle, but you want you r hop straight.

Cats are like stripers, they sit on your lap and pretend to love you.

The lad has had one for about seven years. He does have others now, but the original is fine. I have one of similar vintage but only wear it for CQB, so quite rarely. I actually use mine to cheat loadouts when hard to get Russian gear is required too. It passes the 10 yard rule. 8Fields is better than most cheap stuff IMHO.

Bonsoir et bienvenue. You are allowed a gun for each pair of shoes that your girlfriend has. That's the rule. ? Is there a Milsim scene in France? Some of the continental airsoft games look on a much larger scale than we regularly have in the UK.

'Can I get a hamburger with cheese?' 'Sorry, we only accept cash or card.'

We still play there.