Tactical Pith Helmet

If you hold the sole of your foot to your ear, you can hear the sound of a hip dislocating!

Just discovered that my universal remote control doesn't control the universe at all. Not even remotely!

I went to a French restaurant tonight, but the staff gave me the crepes.

I'm not saying Stoke on Trent is rough, but the local shops put steal by dates on all the food.

I don't know. Donate a kidney and you're a hero. Donate half a dozen and the police kick your door down...

I use a 25mm picatinny rail bolted to the barrel in front of the forend at about 45 deg. The picatinny rail has a Q/D 25mm mount attached. The 25mm mount holds the torch. Press rear button/switch on torch. Fire shotgun. Pump forened, finish shot/follow through shot. Press torch off with forward stroke of forend.

Masturbators Anonymous has started meeting in our village hall. I was surprised at how many people came.

Player I know makes a lot of bespoke grips etc at his local Shed. Low speed high torque defo required. All of my gear for the last couple of years is Sealey. The hammering that their stuff takes would kill cheap tat in seconds.

I bought some new shoes today. One of them is not right.

It's sad. 9 out of 10 people who have fears about hurdles never get over them.

Asked my wife if she'd do karaoke with me. She wouldn't duet...

Today I married a lovely girl that works for Lidl. As I walked her down the aisle I picked up some drill-bits and cycling socks too!

I waited so long that two turned up at once in different boxes. I'd forgotten about ordering the first one. I'd moved by then.

The South Korean ban on dog meat won't work at all. The trade will just go on underhound.

Hope it gets patched up soon.

The CEO of Boeing has said that anyone with a problem with one of his aircraft can take it up with him personally. His door is always open.

I've started singing with a group called The Blankets. We're a covers band.

If you have been, are going to, or are threatened with having to go to Stoke on Trent, you have plenty of reasons to moan. Even the vague reminiscences about Stoke that this thread has bought on have made me monumentally bad tempered. As for round seals, buy a selection of thicknesses of Viton from eBay and get a set of punches. I'm making Brembo F08 calliper seals tomorrow.

With the same amount of shots through the same gun too? The first few shots out of a rif on a freezing cold day dribble out of the barrel. Presumably the hop materials sensitivity to temperature matters. If you use few shots through a DMR you would not want to rubber to cool too quickly if doing so made it useless after a few minutes. Bloody hell, I've had the gun in my damn sleeping bag in winter and its still taken a good burst to wake up the hop the next morning.

.25/.28/.3. It's whatever I'm using in my aeg. That said, the pistol is a secondary and might have to act as your sole arm if the aeg has a (prob temp) malfunction. In that case you might wish that you had loaded .42s. I'll say it again though. I have never actually used my pistol in a game in anger as it were. I have pulled it when hiding or crouched really low, but never used it as I've never been spotted. N.B. I do play mainly themed games where a pistol is surplus to requirements.

Prince Charles has been found to have an enlarged prostate. Pure chance that it was discovered. Camilla was only looking for her phone.

It's a dog eat dog world out there. Especially when you buy your pet food at Lidl.

This was recommended to me by several members on here. It's a nice bit of kit and apparently very hard wearing. https://www.flecktarn.co.uk/odtmb2nx.html My lad has an 8 Fields plate carrier that he's had since the year you stopped playing. For about £20 it's still going very strong.

And of course 350fps with a .20 BB will break your rif or your fingers if fired from an HPA set-up. There's a full account on here if you care to look. 😉

Don't let people put you down. They told Beethoven that he'd never be a composer due to being deaf. Did he listen?