Druid799

Oh yea ! Wear it out in public acting as if there’s nothing wrong then when someone FINALLY asks about a baby you look down and shout “holy shit I left the baby on the train !” ? ????????

One of my biggest reasons for buying most of my kit from out side the UK is the shit service I’ve received over the yrs from most of the uk retailers I’ve dealt with , wether it’s zeromong getting paid for up-grades that they then proceeded to do with used parts , airsoft world sending an obviously 2nd hand gun as new and then saying “of course it looks used we had to test it first(how’d you test it take it to a full days scurmish?) ! Or airsoft armoury sending an order to the wrong address and saying tuff it’s been signed for over to you ! so me personally I’m more than happy to take the risk of buying from foreign retailers over UK ones if I’m getting a substantial saving .?

What can I say ! We were lovers AND fighters ! ???

And a bloody useful phrase to know as well , ask any squaddie who served in the BAOR !

Oh scheibe , es ist das schnelle bein der rozzers aus der hintertur , bevor sie dich packen und “dein geklautes sonnenlicht rufen .

You may laugh but oh no ve are not extinct ! No ve are like ze secret nazi bases hidden in Antarctica and on ze dark side of ze moon , ve are vatching and vaiting and ve shall rise up and retake our rightful place as ze true master race of airsoft again and all who do not follow us vill pay !!!!! “HAIL CRYE ! ?HAIL CRYE !?” you have been vorned !? Ps your name is at ze top of ze list !

My take on it is if you look or act like a cock then your going to have to accept your going to have the piss taken out of you immaterial of which ‘faction’ of airsoft you follow , you run around like your arse is on fire jizzing bbs like a Sold white line From your HPA’ed pistol rig running at a gazillion Rds per Second ? then yes I will think you look like a cock for It AND more than likely point and laugh at you , you don’t like it ? Here have a nice big cup of “ i really don’t give a f**k !” It’s my opinion wether you like it or not , I’m not going to attack you for it but I’m more than likely going to say so to my friends . You look at me and think look at this fat old nobber , he shouldn’t be here getting in the way as i run around this ‘map’ ! AND tell all your friends ? there ya go that’s your opinion and there’s nothing I can (or would) do about it . Simply comes down to ‘opinions are like arse holes , everyone has one and there frequently full of shit !’ in the end just play for your own pleasure as long as your happy ? objective achieved , if someone gets off on deriding you ? say’la’vie. Live long and prosper ?

Quote of the month already !? and it’s only the 2nd ! ??

Plus if you source the parts and build it your self it’s a couple of hundred cheaper !

Plus to be fair if someone is selling an AEG and it’s in its original box then that says to me there more likely to have looked after it and NOT abused the shit out of it as if it’s a ‘real’ gun ?

Which just happens to be a pit bull with a rather nasty flair up of hemorrhoids? ?

Yet another ‘itch’ that needed scratching , had a side folder ; TM AK74su and a fixed stock ; Cyma cm522 with ‘extras’ swapped and changed so decided I needed an under folder as well . So Cyma cm028s with yet more bits swapped out for and changed !

There’s ‘shagged out’ and then there’s ‘shagged out’ but to be fair they look waaaaaayyyyy beyond either level of shagged !

Well yea , Mark it up ‘just’ before the sale starts THEN mark it back down in the sale but not quite as low as it was ! ???

Yea what he said , my error for not clarifying I ment internal upgrades , but external ? They have more things bolted on than a pikey’s caravan ! ?

There’s a steady flow of students from Japan at the uni in my home town and it has a very active Airsoft society so theres always a few playing at one of my local sites , just what I’d been told by them over the yrs so just took it as gospel seeing as they’d be the one to know ? ?

Especially when it’s on a TM advert , as the mongtard selling it has more than likely bolloxed it so that even if it’s working ok now you know sometime in the near future there is an implosion just waiting for you ! There’s a reason TM are still regarded as the benchmark for reliability without needing basically to do ANYTHING to your gun . There built for the Japanese market and the Japanese don’t really give a flying fornication about what the rest of the world wants , the Japanese just don’t go in for all the ‘upgrading’ bullshitery , they just want out of the box total reliability end of and that’s how TM design there guns so once you do start pissing about with them you just knock the thing out of sink and what started as a ‘simple’ spring replacement to up the FPS (because we all know only FPS matters !?‍♂️) suddenly becomes near a total gear box ‘upgrade’. ?

Yup totally agree , I always go for an all in price(been in the game long enough to know how much things cost to post and what not) the moment I see price is ex postage and PayPal fees I just turn around and walk away , absolutely does my swede in ! Also when buying if the seller is good enough to do an all in price then I’ll frequently tag an extra 3-4% on as a thank you for doing it .

Don’t knock it I worked in the royal Bournemouth and had some howling nights out with the girls from work in the triangle ! (one of the perks of being one of the few men in the operating theatre that wasn’t PC/in touch with his feminine side or just gay !dem nurses did love this ugly old rugby playing ex-squaddie on nights out when some nobber started getting a bit ‘frisky’ with my girls. ?) but only the gay ‘light’ establishments , wasn’t quite ready for the full on ones ! ?

You frequent the ‘triangle’ ? ? You calm it ‘battle worn’ I call it a REALLY piss poor paint job ! Discuss ? ?

AND to confirm my opinion of this lot was right I’ve JUST received my refund a week after I cancelled the order ! Unbloody believable !

As Starlord said ; “if we had a blacklight , it would look like a Jackson Pollock painting !”

Gun specs themselves are looking not half bad for the price but can’t get over the gun looks like someone left it on the floor in a bukkaki club ? ?

Aahh yes Murca ! Home of the fecking witless ! ? So your the shitspeckledmuppetfart that beat me too it ! I hate you ! ?

Fleabay couldn’t give a flying fornication about fake stuff being miss sold , just as long as they get there cut .