US Woodland camouflage - why it’s great

[The Waco Kid]

1) It’s the bastard child of EDRL and MERDC.

2) ‘merica!

3) Mr T loves it. If you don’t know who Mr T is I pity you, fool.

 

4) It technically the third best camo in history. After Brown and Green. But it’s better because it’s got both in. 
5) It was created with one function. To skull  f£&k ruskies in Central Europe.

It’s still there, waiting in the forest.

7) In 1978 four elite commands escaped from maximum security detention. They were located by Aerosmith and the subsequent classified debriefing resulted in three things. Woodland camo and two things that have yet to be made public.

10) It was still being issued new in 2015 to guard units. Probably never gone out of inventory in the Armies of the US since introduction. It will not die.

11) Today’s programme was brought to you by the number one and the letter ‘merica.

12) Few things say the eighties like

and getting out old painless.

13) I you’re wondering where number 6 and 9 is…. It’s wearing Woodland camo so you can’t find it.

14) Get some!

 

Our next episode will be on Alice - the US Forces ex-girl friend.

Edited October 31, 2022 by The Waco Kid

[ak2m4]

I had a pair of US Woodland camo Y-fronts in the 80's,  much love

[The Waco Kid]

The ultimate combo with a black silk kimono and going full wax on wax off.

[JimFromHorsham]

15. M81 is so cool you can run your optics backwards and still be the ultimate skullf*#*er 

 

[The Waco Kid]

16) When hit US woodland doesn’t bleed. It exfoliates more camouflage  and becomes more effective, ‘coz it “don’t have time to bleed”.

[The Waco Kid]

17) So good it even works on hippies

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18) So good it even works on dress down Mondays.

 

19) So good it’s worn by sneaky bastards.

 

20) That’s not Mario Van Peebles.

 

 

21) That’s Mario Van Peebles.

 

22) Highway gives a f@ck.

[JimFromHorsham]

The Olympic Arms OA-93 still haunts me 🫢

[JimFromHorsham]

23. please pay paticular attention to point 12 , this is standard issue for the massive testicles that will grow just by wearing M81 .

 

Edited November 1, 2022 by JimFromHorsham

[The Waco Kid]

May need a thread on the dangers of MRE over consumption.

 

First rule of airsoft club - don’t eat the burgers…

 

Second rule of airsoft club - bring your own loo roll.

[Skullchewer]

Why is this thread completely blank?

[The Waco Kid]

Because Woodland camo is that good. 😁

 

Review by someone far better qualified than me. There is a part two as well.

 

 

[Cannonfodder]

On 01/11/2022 at 13:20, The Waco Kid said:

May need a thread on the dangers of MRE over consumption.

Something like this iirc 

[The Waco Kid]

Jeff’s just in recovery after eating everyone’s biscuits brown. After all EVAQ8 sell them. 

[Rogerborg]

Soldier 95 DPM.

 

 

vs

 

US Woodland camouflage

 

[The Waco Kid]

Just to prove I have some….

 

 
 

It’s a strange world when your kit buying habit leads you to WANT a pair of BCG’s…

[The Waco Kid]

Oh yeah and because it’s the camouflage of these guys….

 

… the original and still the best. 😘

[Lozart]

17 hours ago, The Waco Kid said:

Oh yeah and because it’s the camouflage of these guys….

 

… the original and still the best. 😘

 

Weird how the guy in the foreground has a mirrored rifle but the other two don't!

[The Waco Kid]

The Ghosts were so ahead of their time they had a lefty CAR ready for Ian McCollum.
 

I’m not sure of the cover art was based on the in game models, I kind of assume it would be the other way around.

 

There is an ultra realism mod for the pc game on the way. 😁

Some of the specialists are skins in the latest GR. 🙄

 

Happy days from Lindy Cohen and the OICW. Need an airsoft one….

 

[The Waco Kid]

20) Woodland was used on a lot of issue gear:

 

Battle dress uniform; hot weather uniform; cold weather uniform; aircrew uniform (what Dutch’s team in Predator wear); clothing accessories; poncho & liner (woot); chem suit; mopp suit; tyre covers; close combat uniform (trial); advanced combat uniform (before and after UCP). 
 

21) Speshul peeps love it. They had Raid bdu’s and now woodland cyre kit.