Skullchewer Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 Just met Leo Sayer in the local pub. He said "You look like Sam from Cheers " He made me feel like Danson! Shamal, Tactical Pith Helmet, DanBow and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skullchewer Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 @Tackleyou laughed at my Leo Sayer joke. You are officially old. Tackle, Tactical Pith Helmet and Shamal 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavinkempsell Posted April 23 Share Posted April 23 2 minutes ago, Skullchewer said: you laughed at my Leo Sayer joke. You are officially old. can't believe I never got it the first time. Shamal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Tackle Posted April 23 Supporters Share Posted April 23 5 minutes ago, Skullchewer said: @Tackleyou laughed at my Leo Sayer joke. You are officially old. Lol, I considered commenting on it that it would be wasted on many here👶🍼 Shamal and Skullchewer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted April 24 Share Posted April 24 It's Saint George's Day today. Patron saint of cheap clothes in Asda. Skullchewer, Cannonfodder and Shamal 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted April 24 Author Share Posted April 24 Because of the hot weather over the next few days, my boss has said we can bring shorts to work. Jack Daniels it is then! Skullchewer, Tackle and Tactical Pith Helmet 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 I hate being tailgated, especially when you're already doing 70 in a 30. And this blokes aftermarket blue lights are bloody annoying too... Shamal and Skullchewer 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted April 26 Author Share Posted April 26 Policeman said "you were doing 75 mph sir" "That's a lie officer", I replied."I've only been out for twenty minutes" Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 Yesterday I accidentally stepped on a copy of the Daily Mail and then had to spend ages hunting round to find some dog shit to wipe it off with. John_W, Shamal and EDcase 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted April 27 Author Share Posted April 27 IM GOING TO WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS. THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN CARDIFF. Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted Sunday at 23:00 Share Posted Sunday at 23:00 There are two types of people in the world, the bad and the good. The good sleep better, but the bad enjoy being awake more... DanBow and Shamal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted Monday at 17:25 Author Share Posted Monday at 17:25 I wouldn’t recommend that new steak house in town, the beef was so undercooked, it started eating the salad. Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavinkempsell Posted Monday at 18:05 Share Posted Monday at 18:05 40 minutes ago, Shamal said: I wouldn’t recommend that new steak house in town, the beef was so undercooked, it started eating the salad. Awe, MANN! let it go Tactical Pith Helmet and Shamal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted Tuesday at 00:06 Share Posted Tuesday at 00:06 A 50 year old man found dead in a local park has been named by police. Bloody shame it took 50 years for someone to name him! Shamal and Cannonfodder 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonfodder Posted Tuesday at 10:15 Share Posted Tuesday at 10:15 10 hours ago, Tactical Pith Helmet said: A 50 year old man found dead in a local park has been named by police. Bloody shame it took 50 years for someone to name him! By police is a very strange name Tactical Pith Helmet and Shamal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted Wednesday at 00:11 Share Posted Wednesday at 00:11 When my 96 year old granddad was put into a home, it was good to see he still had his flirting game on at least. He approached this old lady and said, 'I'd love to get into your pants.' 'Really?' she beamed back at him. 'Yes,' he said, 'because I just shat in mine.' Shamal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonfodder Posted Wednesday at 09:29 Share Posted Wednesday at 09:29 How do welshmen find sheep in long grass? Irresistible concretesnail, DanBow, Shamal and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted Wednesday at 19:47 Author Share Posted Wednesday at 19:47 . A man goes to his doctor complaining of constipation. The doctor says ” take this suppositorie and call me tomorrow. “ The man calls the doctor the next day, complaining that it didn't help. The man says “ I took it with a glass of water, and nothing happened.” The doctor says “ That's not how you were supposed to take it.” Obviously upset, the man says “ What did you expect me to do? Shove it up my ass! Cannonfodder and Tactical Pith Helmet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted 13 hours ago Share Posted 13 hours ago (edited) 'Hell is other pirates.' Long Jean Sartre Edited 6 hours ago by Tactical Pith Helmet Shamal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted 13 hours ago Author Share Posted 13 hours ago 53 minutes ago, Tactical Pith Helmet said: 'Hell is other pirates.' Long Jean Satre Very highbrow.lol but it's Sartre 😉 Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted 6 hours ago Share Posted 6 hours ago 6 hours ago, Shamal said: Very highbrow.lol but it's Sartre 😉 Thanks! Typo edited. Temptation to go on about great The Roads to Freedom trilogy is resisted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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