Moderators Tackle Posted April 30 Moderators Posted April 30 Rickwales, Tactical Pith Helmet and EDcase 3
Popular Post r1flyguy Posted May 20 Popular Post Posted May 20 DJsnipe, Cannonfodder, Adolf Hamster and 2 others 1 4
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted June 3 Posted June 3 Laughing at your mistakes makes you live a happier, longer life. Laughing at your wife's has the opposite effect... Cannonfodder, EDcase and Tackle 1 2
Popular Post DaktariT Posted June 12 Popular Post Posted June 12 A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche. Tactical Pith Helmet, Tackle, EDcase and 2 others 1 4
Cannonfodder Posted June 13 Posted June 13 How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently more than 3 because my cellar is still dark DaktariT, John_W, Tactical Pith Helmet and 1 other 3 1
DaktariT Posted June 21 Posted June 21 The naked man fears no pickpocket! Tactical Pith Helmet and EDcase 2
Cannonfodder Posted June 27 Posted June 27 (edited) An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bar man looks up and says "what's this, some kind of joke?" Edited June 27 by Cannonfodder EDcase 1
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted July 29 Posted July 29 A pen doctor showed up at my flat last night. She had travelled all the way from Madrid to fix my broken Biro. “I didn’t expect you”, I said. “Nobody expects the Spanish ink physician”, she replied.. ButcherBill 1
Cannonfodder Posted August 6 Posted August 6 (edited) Adam and Eve are walking through the garden of eden when all of a sudden Eve starts her first ever period. Panicking she asks Adam what to do so Adam tells her "go wash yourself in the river and I'll talk to god." So she went to the river while Adam spoke to god. Adam explains what's happened to god who asks "where's Eve?" Adam says he told her to wash herself in the river and god replied "No! Now I'll never get the smell out of the fish" Edited August 6 by Cannonfodder Tackle, EDcase and HZR13 2 1
DaktariT Posted August 12 Posted August 12 (edited) Say what you like about Pedophiles but they are really safe drivers. They always drive slowly past schools. Edited August 12 by DaktariT Tackle, Cannonfodder, EDcase and 1 other 4
KirbyHCI Posted August 24 Posted August 24 (edited) On 12/08/2025 at 22:03, DaktariT said: Say what you like about Pedophiles but they are really safe drivers. They always drive slowly past schools. Maybe it's part of the special kind of logic system I've heard most of them use. It's called Nonce-sense. - Unrelated; Two cigarettes are in a bar, one's bragging about how tough he is. Hardest cig in town he claims. As he's talking, a cigarette with a green ring marked near the filter and the cig that was bragging goes quiet and tries to blend in and not be noticed. His mate notices and raises an eyebrow. "I thought you were the hardest cig round here?" he asks. The bragger looks at him with fear in his eyes and replies; "Yeah but I ain't messing with him, he's menthol. Other side of the pub a similar situation is happening, but it's 2 bits of tarmac. One's bragging about how hard he is. Suddenly, a red piece of tarmac strolls into the bar and the one that was bragging shuts up and goes to slink off to the toilets... His friend looks at him and says "Wait, are you scared of that guy? I thought you were hard?!" The one that had been bragging hisses under his breath "Yeah but I don't wanna piss him off. That guy's a cycle-path!" As all this is going on, a piece of string walks in, approaches the bar, and asks for a pint. The bartender refuses and tells him they don't serve his kind in here. The string sighs and says ok, before heading back out the door. Outside, there's some kind of commotion before the string walks back in, all messed up like he'd been attacked. The string walks up to the bar and asks for a pint again. The bartender says "Aren't you that piece of string that came in a second ago?" The string replies "I'm a frayed knot." Edited August 24 by KirbyHCI DaktariT, HZR13 and Tactical Pith Helmet 3
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted September 9 Posted September 9 For Sale 1x George Foreman Grill 2x Mohammed Ali DVDs Both Boxed HZR13 1
Rickwales Posted Sunday at 18:56 Posted Sunday at 18:56 Duck walks into a bar, goes over to the counter and asks the barman "have you got any bread?" The barman says "no" The duck says "have you got any bread?" The barman says "no" The duck says "have you got any bread? The duck says again "have you got any bread?" The barman angrily replies "look mate I told you we haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again I'm gonna nail your beak to the bar" The duck says have you got any nails?" The barman says "no" The duck says, "have you got any bread?" Cannonfodder, Tackle and HZR13 3
Moderators Tackle Posted Sunday at 19:51 Moderators Posted Sunday at 19:51 53 minutes ago, Rickwales said: Duck walks into a bar, goes over to the counter and asks the barman "have you got any bread?" The barman says "no" The duck says "have you got any bread?" The barman says "no" The duck says "have you got any bread? The duck says again "have you got any bread?" The barman angrily replies "look mate I told you we haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again I'm gonna nail your beak to the bar" The duck says have you got any nails?" The barman says "no" The duck says, "have you got any bread?" The old ones are the best 🤣 Rickwales and HZR13 1 1
Dogsbody100 Posted Monday at 19:03 Posted Monday at 19:03 Bloke goes into a pub with a pie on his head. The barmans curiosity gets the better of him and he asks “ere mate, do you know you’ve got a pie on your head?” ”Yeah, course I do, I always go to the pub on a Tuesday with a pie on me head” ”Oh” says the barman, “you know it’s Thursday don’t you mate?” “What?!” Says the bloke “you’re joking! I must be looking a right twat” HZR13 1
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