Shamal Posted September 13, 2022 Author Share Posted September 13, 2022 In retrospect I wish now I'd bought my cans of baked beans on line; Heinz site is a wonderful thing. BigBell1987, Tactical Pith Helmet and Jedi_Master 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted September 13, 2022 Share Posted September 13, 2022 58 minutes ago, Shamal said: In retrospect I wish now I'd bought my cans of baked beans on line; Heinz site is a wonderful thing. Jesus wept! 😅 Lollipop ladies. They make me cross. Shamal, Samurai and BigBell1987 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted September 14, 2022 Share Posted September 14, 2022 I see that the new Queen is going to be a man. Will this woke nonsense ever end? Cannonfodder and Tackle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonfodder Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 Shamelessly nicked ftom faceache. It was titled The Army Photograper but I think it's more like The Airsoft Youtuber Shamal and Tactical Pith Helmet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Shamal Posted September 15, 2022 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 15, 2022 When I was at school, my teacher told me not to worry about spelling, as in the future there will always be an autocorrect. For that I am eternally grapefruit. Tackle, Cannonfodder, BigBell1987 and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 I saw a sleepwalking nun last night. 'Must be a roamin’ Catholic,' I thought. Shamal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted September 17, 2022 Author Share Posted September 17, 2022 A pair of Peruvian owls have been introduced at Marwell zoo. They had to have two of them due to them hunting in pairs, that’s because they’re Inca hoots.🦉🦉 BigBell1987, Tackle, AirSniper and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted September 17, 2022 Share Posted September 17, 2022 She opened the door in her nighty. That's an odd place for a door I thought. Shamal, BigBell1987 and Tackle 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted September 17, 2022 Author Share Posted September 17, 2022 34 minutes ago, Tactical Pith Helmet said: She opened the door in her nighty. That's an odd place for a door I thought. Haha drum roll. Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 Spending my entire weekend bobsleighing. I can't tell you how much I hate people called Bob. BigBell1987 and Shamal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBell1987 Posted September 18, 2022 Share Posted September 18, 2022 3 hours ago, Tactical Pith Helmet said: Spending my entire weekend bobsleighing. I can't tell you how much I hate people called Bob. Reminds me of the dude in the sea with no arms and legs, I imagine it may be you who put him in that predicament. Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tactical Pith Helmet Posted September 18, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 18, 2022 What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One's really heavy and the other is a little lighter. AirSniper, Shamal, Samurai and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted September 19, 2022 Author Share Posted September 19, 2022 Did you know, if you have a sore back and you rub some olive oil and a bit of sea salt into it, it will feel instantly greasier and grittier! Tackle and Tactical Pith Helmet 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirSniper Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted September 19, 2022 Share Posted September 19, 2022 I never wanted a beard. But then it grew on me. Tackle and Shamal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted September 20, 2022 Author Share Posted September 20, 2022 I went to see the doctor and he told me he was sending me to see a cardiologist. But I don't think there's anything wrong with the one I was wearing. Tackle and Tactical Pith Helmet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonfodder Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 The clitoris has over 8000 nerve endings Still not as sensitive as an airsofter on social media Shamal, Tackle, concretesnail and 1 other 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted September 20, 2022 Author Share Posted September 20, 2022 (edited) If there are that many how come I can't even find one 🤔 Edited September 20, 2022 by Shamal BigBell1987 and Tactical Pith Helmet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted September 20, 2022 Share Posted September 20, 2022 We don't know how the present generation will present our age in years to come as history. We can be pretty certain that it will have appalling spelling though. Cannonfodder and BigBell1987 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted September 21, 2022 Author Share Posted September 21, 2022 Working in the local Glue Factory, I’ve noticed they are very strict, they have very specific rules you have to adhere to. Tactical Pith Helmet and BigBell1987 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 Saw two peanuts walking down the street today. One was a salted. Shamal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted September 21, 2022 Author Share Posted September 21, 2022 5 minutes ago, Tactical Pith Helmet said: Saw two peanuts walking down the street today. One was a salted. 🤦 Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted September 21, 2022 Share Posted September 21, 2022 48 minutes ago, Shamal said: 🤦 You don't know how deep the bottom of this barrel is... Mwahahaha! Shamal 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shamal Posted September 22, 2022 Author Share Posted September 22, 2022 So happy, my oldest pig wasn’t in good health but a bloke at the farmers market said if I come back in 28 days he’ll be cured.🙂🐷 BigBell1987, Tactical Pith Helmet, SBoardley and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 A man walks into a bar and asks the barman, "Can I have a pint please, but not Stella. I had ten pints of it last night and ended up fucking skint. The barman says, "But it's only £3 a pint." The man replies, "I know. Skint's my dog!" Cannonfodder, BigBell1987 and Shamal 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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