Jokes and memes thread

[Sitting Duck]

I fell off the chair at this one...

 

[Sitting Duck]

Mrs Duck chatting to her friend...

 

[Shamal]

My wife said to me t'other day "does my bum look big in this?"

"Yes" I replied "but to be  fair it is a small bathroom"

Ouch! What was that for? Lol

[Cannonfodder]

What do a Gemma Collins's knickers and a BMW have in common? 

 

Both often contain a massive cunt

[Cannonfodder]

Not a joke, more of an observation. Is it me, or do most introduction posts on social media and forums read like bad Internet dating profiles? 

[Shamal]

Your Talking about mine aren't you? Come on be honest I can take it. I'm sorry I just get so damn excited that I tend to over sell myself.

Lol ?

Regards

[Cannonfodder]

No mate, I'd say about 95% of them including mine. I'm waiting for the day one says they have a good sense of humour and enjoy long walks on the beach 

[Shamal]

8 minutes ago, Cannonfodder said:

No mate, I'd say about 95% of them including mine. I'm waiting for the day one says they have a good sense of humour and enjoy long walks on the beach 

Haha. I was gonna say that but ran out of space. Phew that was close.

I do love animals especially ickle fwuffy bunny wabbits oh and I'm very good at listening. Plus I have a big dick.

Eek!!

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Regards

[Cannonfodder]

I love animals too, especially when done on the bbq ?

[Shamal]

9 hours ago, Cannonfodder said:

I love animals too, especially when done on the bbq ?

Haha amen to that! ?

Regards

[Shamal]

For anybody who doesn't know the difference between a crocodile and an alligator,the alligator is the one next to the crocodile ?

[Shamal]

[Tackle]

16 minutes ago, Shamal said:

Gotta love the Far Side, good page on FB, check out Forest Friends too

[Dan Robinson]

 

[Dan Robinson]

 

 

[AirSniper]

LOL

 

[AirSniper]

 

[AirSniper]