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My wife said to me t'other day "does my bum look big in this?"

"Yes" I replied "but to be  fair it is a small bathroom"

Ouch! What was that for? Lol

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Not a joke, more of an observation. Is it me, or do most introduction posts on social media and forums read like bad Internet dating profiles? 

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Your Talking about mine aren't you? Come on be honest I can take it. I'm sorry I just get so damn excited that I tend to over sell myself.

Lol 😍

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No mate, I'd say about 95% of them including mine. I'm waiting for the day one says they have a good sense of humour and enjoy long walks on the beach 

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8 minutes ago, Cannonfodder said:

No mate, I'd say about 95% of them including mine. I'm waiting for the day one says they have a good sense of humour and enjoy long walks on the beach 

Haha. I was gonna say that but ran out of space. Phew that was close.

I do love animals especially ickle fwuffy bunny wabbits oh and I'm very good at listening. Plus I have a big dick.

Eek!!

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9 hours ago, Cannonfodder said:

I love animals too, especially when done on the bbq 😁

Haha amen to that! 👍

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For anybody who doesn't know the difference between a crocodile and an alligator,the alligator is the one next to the crocodile 👍image.png.c53858af372fa565d02c77c306baced8.png

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