Cannonfodder

He drives an Audi, that says it all

Bloody hell. That read like one of those scam e mails from a Nigerian prince.

A quick google search has bbguns4less selling them for £189:99 and in stock

Available for under £200 new. Edit: even with the extras there's no way it's worth that second hand

Bad jokes aside, I'd paint it but that's just because I enjoy painting my pew toys

Apparently this goes against faceache community standards

I guess not many here were in the game before all the cheap Chinese stuff was around. £20 to £30 for a magazine and getting a gun new for less than £200 was a bargain

If its the thread I read earlier then yes, bios were tested Edit: this one

Wow. A quick check on Google has them listed at around €40 new here

Genuine ones do but I'm sure that's a knock off as real ones didn't come in black.

Fair enough, I was there on the 13th and someone had a very similar load out This was taken last Sunday at Apocalypse Airsoft, Royston by one of the marshals.

£18 for a replica SADF M83 vest.

Absolutely boiled my tits off yesterday but had a great day. To top it off I took a mate who used to play paintball for his first game and by lunchtime he was a convert

Got this beauty in the post yesterday. It's only a galaxy but feels solid enough. I was expecting a two tone as the website didn't ask for a defence, but this turned up?. I rang the shop to let them know and they said it was a technical fault on the website and thanked me for letting them know

If you think that's bad, I just ordered an AEG from a UK shop and it didn't ask for a defence or if I want it 2 toned, just that I'm over 18. The picture was of a rif so we'll see when it arrives

But you're forgetting that a Sunday afternoon pewing is just as tough as a 6 month stint in Helmand ???

I went once years ago and I don't think I've ever had a worse airsoft experience. Here's why Rediculous amounts of cheating done in front of marshalls who did nothing. For example one game had a single respawn fir both teams and a click divided into coloured sections. If the minute hand was in your teams colour you can go back into the game. One player (with a Marshall watching) moved the hand to put it in his teams colour and the Marshall did nothing. Marshalls more interested in the supposed status of being staff than doing the job. Rules made to give their regulars a massive advantage Rules changed I'd game whenever the regulars started to get beaten Stupidly long wait between games. Anything up to half an hour Lastly the owner is a cunt who'll be your best mate to your face but start slagging you off behind your back. He's also a thieving shit who'll take money for guns he doesn't have, just search any social media for special airsoft supplies to read up on the bullshit this guy has pulled

Dragging things back to star trek and singing, how come nobody's posted these classics?

Just putting other options out there for if you can't get a lift. I've been using public transport for years and never had any problems, just use a little common sense

Nice. Were they taken at The Ridge on the 13th?

Add to this the diuretic effects of caffeine and it gets worse I usually take my camelback and a couple of bottles of isotonic drinks. If its particularly hot I'll also bring a extra litre of water to top up the camelback if needed

Fair enough. Doing that is just being a twat So true. I find it also has the bonus of making me feel extra smug when I've shot them with a rif that cost 10% of theirs I hate those "energy" drinks as they taste like shit and all they do is put people on a caffeine high, followed by a crash so they end up feeling worse. At least if you stick with the proper sports drinks you get to replace lost electrolytes etc

A return ticket from Stevenage to Royston on a Sunday is £6:30 so that should save you a bit on travel expenses

I'm kind of playing devil's advocate here, but often I find the shooting of dead players happens because said player isn't making it clear they're hit and out of the game. For example at my last game I saw a group of players get hit and one of them still had his gun up and shouldered. One short burst later and he's bitching about being shot when already dead. Thinking about it he was probably just dicking about with his mates, but if you want to do that then don't do it in the middle of an active game area

£80 for a taxi? Where are you travelling from? It looks like the village is going to become my regular site and a taxi from the station is about a tenner