Shamal

So I went to the supermarket this morning on my bike and bought a bottle of whiskey. On my way home, it started raining heavily and I thought, if I fell off my bike I might smash the bottle, so I decided to drink it all. It was a good decision. I fell off my bike 5 times before I got home.🚴 Regards

My pet hate is when something is posted for sale and at the end of description the seller says 'does not include.....' If something is not included then don't put if on the pistol,rifle or whatever it is. Take pictures of what you are actually selling.👍 Regards

That's very similar to my night evolution weapon light.

I found this wonderful record in the charity shop called ‘natural sounds of wasps’. However, when I got it home and played it, I thought, this sounds nothing like wasps. Then I realised I was playing the B side. Apologies but had to post it I'm off now....

Oakley dokely Thanks all clear now👍 Yes I agree also 🙂 Regards

Thanks but I known about hit markers in vids. It's the rest I'm struggling with lol. It has been a long day though 😴 Regards

Well me too. 🥺

Calling your hits is as bad as not calling your hits 🤔

What's that all about. I opened a tin of evaporated milk and it's all still there 🤔 And why aren't all butter croissants just a pile of butter 🤔 Confused 😕

Markup madness lol

Poundland mate. £2 for 20 kodak branded batteries and tbh they do last. Her indoors uses them for(haha close your filthy mind Mr Tackle)indoor lights. Regards

I'm still waiting to be offered one of the specnas that were half inched from the curtain sided lorry a while back. 😉 I would decline offer anyway and try to convince seller to unburden their tortured souls and tread the path that leads to a cleansing of conscience and the cop shop lol 😉 Or not.... Regards

Haha afuk are easily bought lol. Regards

Hi fella. Just one word really. DON'T! don't do it mate for all our sakes.👌 Regards

I ordered my favourite dish last night at the local fish restaurant, grilled fish in a herb sauce. But when it came I thought it tasted a bit funny... I thought about sending it back, but I wasn't sure if it was the thyme or the plaice! 🙂 🐟

No probs describing you if you don't call yer hits! 😉 👍

Haha. I'll tell him next time I'm there that you send your best wishes 😆

Never dealt with wolf but I'm pretty bloody sure they would have it back and back and back until it did what it was meant to do or gave me a full refund along with a 'Never darken our doors again" passing shot! Regards

I think it's a disgrace on society and our education system when after 50 years, most people have no idea who Neil Armstrong is. Or what kind of trumpet he played! 😀 Regards

Looks like it's been dropped a few times judging by the tape that's holding it together. 😉