Shamal

Calling your hits is as bad as not calling your hits ?

What's that all about. I opened a tin of evaporated milk and it's all still there ? And why aren't all butter croissants just a pile of butter ? Confused ?

Markup madness lol

Poundland mate. £2 for 20 kodak branded batteries and tbh they do last. Her indoors uses them for(haha close your filthy mind Mr Tackle)indoor lights. Regards

I'm still waiting to be offered one of the specnas that were half inched from the curtain sided lorry a while back. ? I would decline offer anyway and try to convince seller to unburden their tortured souls and tread the path that leads to a cleansing of conscience and the cop shop lol ? Or not.... Regards

Haha afuk are easily bought lol. Regards

Hi fella. Just one word really. DON'T! don't do it mate for all our sakes.? Regards

I ordered my favourite dish last night at the local fish restaurant, grilled fish in a herb sauce. But when it came I thought it tasted a bit funny... I thought about sending it back, but I wasn't sure if it was the thyme or the plaice! ? ?

No probs describing you if you don't call yer hits! ? ?

Haha. I'll tell him next time I'm there that you send your best wishes ?

Never dealt with wolf but I'm pretty bloody sure they would have it back and back and back until it did what it was meant to do or gave me a full refund along with a 'Never darken our doors again" passing shot! Regards

I think it's a disgrace on society and our education system when after 50 years, most people have no idea who Neil Armstrong is. Or what kind of trumpet he played! ? Regards

Looks like it's been dropped a few times judging by the tape that's holding it together. ?

Two scientists walk into a pub. "I'll have a glass of h2o" says the first scientist."I think I'll have a glass of h20 too" says the second scientist. They drink their drinks and the second scientist promptly dies.....?

Looks delightful ? See ya there ? Regards

Gibberish? ?

I spent some time as a wireman in controls engineering in my early days. Numbering cables and point to point wire wrapping and,as you say,looms and lacing. Lovely work when its finished. Very rewarding.

That's true. I guess even the sickos are entitled to laugh ?

Mmm......not really funny

Haha nice adaptation.?

Just a light hearted comment dude. Good luck selling your idea.

Real time tracking would put me in same spot for two hours ?? Regards

Sorry fella I was distracted. ? Regards