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Mmm. I couldn't find an embarresed laugh smiley so reluctantly gave the haha. 😉 Stop now! I am a little concerned about my friend, as he told me this morning, "I saw a badger on the way to work." It’s lovely to see some native wildlife, but what I’m concerned about is, how the fuck did he know it was on it's way to work?🤔

Hi @Karl Serjeantand welcome aboard the good ship Afuk.👍 Well your first time will be terrifying! You will get rinsed and you will return home a bloodied and welt ridden mess and wondering why you paid good money to get that look. The rules that will be barked at you regarding safety and game play will leave you bewildered and confused. You will be shouted at by experienced players for not being in the right place at the right time or obscuring their line of sight. Make sure your kit is up to date and worn correctly and that you are fully acquainted with the external and internal workings of your weapons or you might be laughed at. Wear good quality eyepro( eye protection. Make sure you learn these terms or you will be laughed at) Look attentive during briefings even if they last 40 mins.You may be picked on to answer a question.Always a source of amusement for regulars!🤭 Other than the above just enjoy yourself and have fun.😊 disregard all of above mate.......you will love it 👍😀 regards

French Navy coming to Portsmouth. The French Navy will be visiting Portsmouth and unveiling their new motto ‘To the water, it’s there’ or as the French would say it ‘A l’eau, c’est la'

DOH!! Lol

Quite right. Playairsoft.uk 🤭

Hi @Lee9nineand welcome to the forum. 👍 No mate you are not too old. In fact you are very nearly not old enough. Lol I'm a lot older and still play regularly but at a pace that's comfortable for me. I do still push myself when needed though. Having a good few years of firearm experience will deffo help. check out a site called Airsoft UK they will have listings of most UK Airsoft sites along with contact details and prices and facilities. ALso have a look at afuks @GAMBLE.he has a very informative tube channel which will help you. FInd your nearest site,go along,get chatting to the guys/gals and you will soon be playing like a pro. Have fun,enjoy yourself,listen to the briefing and remember to call ya hits! Lol.😀 regards

I bought one of those dna genealogy tests for my pet frog the other month and we got the results back today. Apparently he’s a little bit French, part Scottish & a tad Pole.🐸

Game on indeed 😀 Welcome to the Airsoft asylum 👋 We all started somewhere and just learnt by doing what others did and watching their gaffs and triumphs and then developing your own style and strategies. Although in my case that all goes for a ball of chalk when the game starts lol. Good idea to do the rental games first before you decide on which gnu you want. Ask questions,talk to the guys at your game site,they are only to eager to share their knowledge.( Not me though I've got no time for no nothing noobs!) 😉 Listen to the briefing and follow your team and hope they know what the hell is going on and you will be fine.👍 Enjoy and call your hits.🤕 Check out afuks @GAMBLEhe has a tube channel with tips and info and general all round Airsoft antics. regards

I was just viewing a woman's profile on a dating website, 'Blonde 33 Great Personality 5ft 3 Green Eyes.' Don't get me wrong, I’ve got nothing against short women, but, 3 green eyes? No wonder she's single! 🤭

Haha. C'mon let's hear it 😀 Regards

At the local zoo, I spotted one cage with just a ham roll in it. Slightly confused, I asked the zoo keeper if this was deliberate. They told me it was and that it was bread in captivity.

Dopey sod! I can think of better ways to celebrate a birthday 🎂 lol. Regards

Yes I know that.,🙂

Cool! Glad you had a good day at my local site. Yeah once the bangs start it becomes very eerie and you can find yourself inching along walls. Tracers add another dimension to play. Lol. I still get lost down there after four years. But a great venue from when you enter through the blast doors until you leave. Regards

This is really what the mind is all about. How we process information. What goes up down but not down up? All the relevant information is there.🤔 Regards

Coo. Wish I wuz clever like what you are. Oh and it's not feet it's fut. 😉 Regards

Haha cheeky young fecker! 🤣 Hey listen...don't get started on the hair jokes....🤭 Regards

Haha. Mine has been like that for years.... empty lol

I changed a light bulb on my own yesterday it was easy. I kept the receipt so no problem...🤭

I think I posted the second gag a year ago. Still funny though 🤣 Haha. Sounds like a story behind that 🤣

Fuck! Did you get caught in an explosion at an Oxfam shop. 😉 That is deffo different 👍 Regards

Aah stop it you old romantic you.lol Was that the summer of 87

But only if it's not windy lol

So in awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought.… I must put a roof on this toilet 🤔🤭