Shamal

What happened bud?

If agoraphobia is real, why have I never met anyone who has it 🤔

Where did you see that? Regards

Pompy.🤣🤣

Umm I think you will find that they fuckin' well can! 🤕 Regards

I bought a 12 year old whisky today... ...His parents weren't very happy!

Hippo advice. It is a known fact that hippos can run faster than humans on land and that in water they can swim faster than humans too. Which means the bicycle is your only chance of beating a hippo in a triathlon.🚴🦛

'they were young and full of vim'. My auntie was full of vim. She mistook it for her constipation powders. She died but she was spotless.😂

Cool. We would to so maybe arrange something later on👍 Regards

Hi crossy and Graham and welcome to the pew party 👍 I'm a ucap oldie but have yet to do Gloucester prison but if it's like Kingston prison in Portsmouth (sadly closed now)then it will be a blast. Have fun and enjoy 🙂 Regards

Wot?? Shingles on the face is not nice☹️

A brutal,hot humid day down the bunkers. I though I had escaped unscathed(not easy to say after two ciders lol) but on removing my ubacs my left arm is a mass of welts and bruises the colours of which picasso would have loved to have used. I never felt it🤔 My stepson and me were graced with the presence of @Speedbird_666for his first( and probably last)visit to the site.He was more intune with the layout within 2 hours than I am after 6 years!! So I wasn't much help to him. But he played a great game. Smashing bloke to talk to and good player. Thanks for coming👍 all in all a good day. I'm battered and shattered 🤕😴 regards

Someone told me that if you hold up a Shell, you can hear the sea. I didn’t, instead I got 5 years for armed robbery. P.s not really though 🤭

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I would agree with @Albiscuit. Paid 120 for mine new in case.

Hey I happen to have a 40year old ginger step son. ( I'm not that keen on him though)😂😂 Regards

My favourite teacher back in school was Mrs Turtle. Funny name, but she tortoise well.

Nice

Three million for the pulse rifle last offer 🤣

I just got some anti gloating cream from the doctor... I can't wait to rub it in

Ok try this one. I went to a fancy dress party and the host said, "what have you come as", I said "a Harp", he said "you're too small to be a Harp", so I said "are you calling me a Lyre"🙂

Welcome to the pew party bud 👍 Good choice on the 014. So you have a sidearm but what's your primary? Have fun,enjoy and call your hits.🙂 Check out @GAMBLEfor plenty of advice and info. regards

Hello and welcome 👍 Enjoy the forum and your return to the game.🙂 Regards

The I's and D's are missing