Shamal

Good things come to those who wait ? regards

Ouch!

Having been born at a very early age my job on a Saturday morning was polishing up the brass with,of course,brasso. Once that was done I could go out to do my sat morning grocery deliveries then the rest of the day was my own lol. The only brass I collect now goes in the scrap bag.?? Regards

Fuck! Not much better if your profile picture is anything to go by???

So this very proper lady was traveling on a train when she heard behind her this conversation.. “So..first Emma come, then I come and then 2 asses they come a together and then I come again and then 2 asses, they come a together…Pee twice then I come again”. The proper lady turns around “How DARE you talk that way in public..I am going to have you thrown off this train”! The man talking says “Hey, whatsamatter you? I just tella my friend how to spella Mississippi.”

Wot? Nothing there mate,just some greenery and an old tree stump.?

Yeah but what I've noticed recently is that there are a lot of high value gats for sale.

Diet advice. My friend Joe has been on a diet that has worked miracles for him. So if anyone is interested, he has been using the Dolly Parton diet. It’s made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean ……, ( I'll get me hat....)

Have you looked at motor connections?

Strange one for sure? Gotta be the hop, barrell or some kind of contact as BB leaves.

Sight alignment maybe? I just got a Bore sighter and that is great for lining up sights.

Bent barrell?

Haha. Priceless.

Roger that. DeWalt and Irwin every time. I'm a general builder and those brands are always first choice. ( I do have Makita as well) Regards

Only in wrestling.lol But no none of us would. Once the hit has been called it's fingers off trigger.?

Wot the hitter or the hitee??

It's not a tractor suit. ??

Bit like boxers. They know what the risks are. They are in a contact sport. They know they are gonna get hit. if someone hits them six times in five seconds are they going to call ref. Hey ref, unnecessary use of fist! It's what they do.

Agree 100% He has a very short fuse. I've been shot in face from close range.sure I get pissed and scream and shout abuse but surely a bit of self control could have avoided that? Call me old fashioned but hitting a woman is a big no no. Ok just read that it's a guy and not a woman. But no excuse either way. Objection your honour. Speculation ??

? I'm so dizzy,my head is spinning???

The first-grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words, she thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable. Jane, do you know any multi-syllable words? After some thought, Jane proudly replied with Monday. Great Jane that has two syllables, Mon......day Does anyone know another word? I do, I do, me me me replied Johnny. Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead. Ok Mike, what is your word. Saturday. Says, Mike. Great, that has three syllables. Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says "I know a four-syllable word, pick me..." Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O.K. Johnny, what is your four syllable word?" Johnny proudly says, "Mas...tur...ba...tion." Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, "Wow, Johnny, four syllables, that certainly is a mouthful" No miss, your thinking of blow job, and that's only two syllables.

No it's ok thanks.? Hopefully then your standing with the store could possibly be repaired? Regards

Ok apologies if i got it wrong. So you were there as moral support and to make sure your pal didn't get aggressive. Were you expecting a ruckus then?

Garage rip off. I think my local garage is ripping me off, does anyone else think that £500 for a Tesla exhaust sounds like a lot??

That's the ticket(no pun intended) You are learning.lol Years ago when I was into small radio control helicopters i talked the RC shop manager into putting cheaper prices on my boxes so a £50 helio became reduced to £5. I would leave box on table and Mrs shamal would say,"wow! That's a good reduction"to which I would say "yeah at that price I couldn't say no" ? Regards