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Well talking about French things.... I phoned the French Animal Rescue people for no particular reason... I just wanted a chat

Don't do it mate. What ya got?😉 No seriously it's a bummer 😞 Might not come to that🤞 Regards

Hi bud. Yes,as @Speedbird_666says,I have been going since 2016. It's a bit like marmite. I like it because it's a bit of a get away from it all for the weekend with guns and games as a bonus. Great festival atmosphere with plenty of gear being sold at good prices. Games are as intense or laid back as you want. I like to play at a slower pace than the youngsters,but at the same time I try to stay on mission. At the end of the weekend,if we win that's great and if we don't it's still great. GIve it a try and see what you think.Be prepared for lots of walking though,it's a huge map 🙂 oh yeah loads of choice for food and the bar is pretty good lol. See you there.... regards

Hi fella 👋 My bank manager stands over my account with a fire extinguisher cause it's constantly smouldering lol. Weclome to the asylum and enjoy your new hobby 🙂 May catch ya at the nae this year or the ucap bunker 👍 Regards

Haha. So did I recently. Just how anyone finds it pleasurable I do not feckin know! 😵‍💫 Had a job interview this morning and they asked me if can perform under pressure. I said no, but i managed to pull off a cracking rendition of bohemian rhapsody though.

It says 'collection only'. Perhaps he is trying to put people off by saying £50p&p?

Went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. He said they all look like that and I should have left him in my garden

Popped a couple of cheeky shots into a pillow. Ooerr Matron!

Hey save some money. Cut a hole in end of bag and bung a sock on the bit that sticks out. Sorted 😂👍 Regards

I agree. The old values that were drummed into us when we were kids are dying out. It's a bit like blacksmiths and thatchers....not many people use them any more.☹️

What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador

It looks good but how can you see out of those goggles? 😉

Hi bud. I use my Ares amoeba mid caps in my specna sa-e012 with no problem at all. They fit and feed just fine. Regards

I went to an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting last night. Anonymous, yeh right! I knew everyone there!

We will have to rv there one day. I'd like to try it.🙂

Sadly yes 😭

A few short days ago I received a friend request on FB from a young attractive lass about 29 years old... I was curious. I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my fb friend. So I accepted it. Then she started sending me private messages. She was very kind. She called me handsome. She asked my age. I'm not a liar so I told her and reminded her I'm quite a bit her senior. And I let her talk a bit cause (truth be told) flattery ain't all that bad. We keep talking for a while and within a short time, she asked if we could talk about 'adult things'. I said ok. Then she replied with a face like 😉. She said 'thank you babe, you start." So I did! I told her adult things like my knees and hips were hurting. My back acts up when it is cold outside. I explained that I have crazy insomnia, I toss and turn the entire night and that I often have leg cramps, especially when I try to sleep. I mentioned the scars from multiple surgeries and the limp I have from an old injury. And of course I had to throw in the need for daily fiber supplements to prevent passing gas. Can't forget that one! I was waiting for her to answer me...She blocked me. She wanted to talk about adult things and then couldn't take the heat! I think I'm just a bit too much man for her to handle! 🫤

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do..." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?"(with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house.." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do.." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: --silence-- HUSBAND: "Shit.

Sorry to hear about your uncle bud.☹️ Is there name on it? Patrol base are selling one very similar for £259 but that is brand new with warranty.

I think @HuttArmourieson here had some for sale. Maybe pm him? Not sure they were Tanaka though. Hi and welcome btw 🙂

That's a bummer ☹️ It happened to my night evolution weapon light. I unscrewed the bezel and replaced the glass with some clear 5mm perspex.

A bloke at work asked me if I knew anywhere he could get a second hand toupee I said “Not off the top of my head"