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Shamal

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  1. I dig You dig We dig He dig She dig They dig It's not a beautiful poem but it's very deep
  2. Do you mean Bolle cobra glasses? Hope I'm not being too forward but you say you had no fogging issues but how much do you sweat? 🤔 Regards
  3. Laytex gloves. They have always kept me fingerprint clear. 😉😂 Regards
  4. That's true. An aeg doesn't care what it's eating just so long as it's volts.
  5. Picked up a Highlander 25ltr buckle up pack today from an army/navy store near me. Got him down from £45 to £35. Was after a Viper one but I must say that the quality/strength and attention to detail is spot on. It won't help me play any better but at least I can fill it with cake and sweets for when I'm sulking in the bushes! 🙂 Regards
  6. My weight loss goal is simple. I just want to lie on the beach without marine biologists pouring buckets of water over me.
  7. A man received the following text from his neighbor: "I am so sorry Bob. I'm riddled with guilt and I have to confess.” I have been tapping your wife for many weeks now. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again" The heartbroken man, enraged, went into his bedroom, grabbed his wife, and threw her out the back door. Then he locked the door. A few moments later, a second text came in: – Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife
  8. I'm tempted but Mrs shamal would go fucking bananas 😆 Regards (And it's on my way home from work)
  9. You're gonna have to work with me on this one. Our local village hall is running a session of yodelling lessons. If you are interested in attending, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
  10. Very um tropical. I think you poked those holes in the target with a pencil 😂😂 But it is a nice range 👍
  11. Yeah me and Mr Tackle will pay a little visit. Well mainly Mr Tackle on account of me dodgy backbone innit.😂😂
  12. Vegans need to be kinder to others for their eating habits. The last thing we need is another Spinach Inquisition
  13. He or they or whoever have fucked themselves up good and proper. Those names will have no credibility on here anymore. R.i.p dudes ☹️
  14. @blindspotit looks like you have been rumbled.☹️ You can put your side across. The floor is yours............?
  15. Hi bud. Come on in and rest a while. I'm an old guy as well lol. You may well learn something but not from me 😂 Don't worry about useful input,I've never posted anything remotely useful! 🤔😂 Welcome to the pleasure dome and remember to call your hits🙂 Regards
  16. It would be on my bucket list but I'm fucked by the age limit!☹️
  17. I bet you have another pair of socks just the same 😂😂 The tiger stripe does look good though👍
  18. s . . . o _ _ _ r . _ . r . _ . y _ . _ _ Remorse code
  19. I'm going.🙂 All paid up and ready.👍 Are you bringing @Rogerborg lol regards
  20. My son won a 10m swimming badge yesterday... We had to hire a flat bed truck to get it home!
  21. I've got about thirty five real robot mags unopened in the loft. Started buying them when they came out and just thought I would get a few issues together before I started building but life got in the way and never got round to it lol
  22. I was sceptical that doctors could improve my posture but I stand corrected
  23. I like that one....it's got a nice ring to it.
  24. Very nice but the cost of copper pipe now would make that a pipe dream🤦 Regards
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