Shamal

Yes agree. It was a very good film.

Great film though

Took a nice leisurely drive down to Bournemouth today to play at camouflage Airsoft.1st visit. Nice big,shady carpark. Short(ish)walk to registration and met by a cheery chap called John who signed us in and gave us a warm welcome. Thanks John? Local players were friendly and made us feel welcome and in the field, hit taking was excellent with compliments on good shots? First impressions of the safe zone was'wow". It was well laid out,clean and organized. Built in toilet block, on site shop and an abundance of free tea and coffee ? Chrono station was nicely set up and doubled as a shooting range.(nice touch). Game play was simple but different with games played back to back.The terrain,I found, was very arduous and unforgiving with steep,loose climbs great for the gazelles and mountain goats among us but not much fun for arthritic tortoises like me lol. Plenty of well laid out cover and the building were amazing. Racked up my best kill rate including two bollock shots to the site photographer. His fault for pointing a camera at me and not wearing a hi Vis vest! ( I have promised to by a pic as way of apology) Marshals were friendly, approachable and put themselves about. Overall a great day but exhausting. Will definitely be going again. Thanks camouflage Airsoft ?and thanks @C-Diddyfor the heads up? regards

1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison. 2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it. 3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight. 4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles. 5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago. 7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects. 8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative. 9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers. 10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?" 11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing. 12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever. 13. I run like the winded. 14. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on. 15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?" 16. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery? 17. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited. 18. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east." 19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out. 20. Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops. 21. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb."

An old woman is riding in a lift in a very lavish London building when a young and beautiful woman gets into the lift, smelling of an expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and say arrogantly, "Romance, by Ralph Lauren, £150 an ounce!" Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the lift, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No 5, £200 an ounce!" About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get out of the lift. Before she exits, she looks at both beautiful women, bends over slightly, passes wind and says, "Broccoli, 49 pence a pound.

Yeah but am I allowed to shoot from my bedroom window at next doors fecking cat? I hate it with all my being.??

L?k out!! The bastards behind you! ?

"Through the use of real world tactics and training we aim to offer an authentic special forces experience to our team." Hey chill out fella....it's a game,a bit of fun. It's not real, thankfully, otherwise I would be well fucked ?? Regards

Since my friend started working at the grease factory, it's been really difficult trying to get hold of her.

Hi @Scythian I joined years ago. It costs me a tenner a year. I believe that they work on the behalf of Airsoft players and interact with official bodies to keep the sport/hobby/activity safe. I've been to a few AGM game days which were well organised. If you are heading down south to the n.a.e.this year there will be a ukapu stall there. Regards P.s I believe that @Jacob Wrighton here is a regional rep?

Ok yeah we stopped by to chat last year. My mate was looking to get a gat sprayed but you were nearly out of paint. Wil look out for you this year.? Regards

Hiya bud. It's gonna be expensive to just play Sunday game or have you got a pitch in the main arena or something? Regards

Haha. If it's like last year you definitely will be otter ? If you see a tired,bulging old dude struggling up a hill or struggling down a hill, give him a break and shoot something else. It's probably me ??

Crikey! Glad you got out in one piece.? Regards

I read that taking your bike to work is good for the environment. So I thought, why not? I'm not using that roof rack for anything else....

Exactly what I've been saying for years. When the alert sounds you will comply.?

What team are you guys? We are Bravo and have been since we started. Regards

I remember when you called me a cunt twice.Has your anger and self control got better? ??

It's gotta be a bit cheaper for a buddy surely?? You can't put a price on friendship.? £120 ?

You are a rif tech now.? Good work ?

Yeah well I gotta invisdible sheeld an, an, anyway my fingers were crossed so it don't count?

I've just bought a book on how to overcome kleptomania. Well, I say bought....

Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic." Father: "Why?" Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'" Father: "But that's right!" Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'" Father: "What's the fucking difference?" Boy: "That's exactly what I said

Oh yeah, I've found my combat boots in the loft, and weighed 'em. 2.4KG for the pair. That's divers boots lol. You will know it after a day's skirmishing with them on? Keep a look out on the bay cause viper boots do come up for sale now and again. You can get them for less than £70 but it takes some searching. I've only ever bought good condition used pairs for around the £25-30 pound mark. But honestly they are sooo comfy.?