Shamal

Yeah agree with @L3wisD. It will be ok and give you a better rof( rate of fire). Regards

Far too many gnus. You should be ashamed of yourself.??

I've been waiting three years for gears of war to send me a stock notification ??

Exactly that. Especially when you are fettling in the garden and it flies off into your wifes' bush. He don't want to pull the bloody wall ties out of the wall! ??

The show must go on.

Haha. You could of had it just for the haribo but you were just toooo slow ? Blast!! It's off on its merry way to a new daddy for a mere 110. He's happy so I'm happy ?

I did 6 pints yesterday and I got home in a bit of a state. My wife saw what I was like and yelled at me, ”if you can’t do it in moderation you need to stop giving blood.

Took me a few mins lol

Do you mean the national Airsoft event Ringwood? I think you have to register online and book your place and on the day show your booking ref to get your named player pack. I don't think you can just buy a ticket from someone ?

It was too simple to perhaps drive forward three inches☹️

Fuck!!☹️

Hi guys. Just a rough idea if you would be so kind. As above works but bit of a fault on fire selector.sometimes goes into full auto. Gbb works fine. Good condition. Three gas tight mags and triple mag holder. Will put up some pics tomorrow. I guess I should list it in boneyard as spares or repair. I was thinking maybe £100??? Any ideas would be appreciated ? Regards

I take it you are camping in the noisy zone? ?? To be honest bangs are going off all night. The marshals do quad bike around looking but how do you look for a bang that's already happened? ?

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an open buggy one cold, blustery January day. The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs, the body heat will warm them up." So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up. A few days later, the daughter was riding in the buggy with her boyfriend. The boyfriend said, "My hands are freezing cold." "Put them between my legs," she said, "they'll warm up." The next day, the young couple is riding in the buggy again when he says, "My nose is freezing cold." The daughter figures to use the same method as yesterday and says, "Put it between my legs, it will warm up." He did, and his nose quickly warmed up. Again, the next day, they were driving and he told her, "My penis is frozen solid." She once again, gave her standard advice. Later that day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her Mother. She asked, "Mother, have you ever heard of a penis?" The slightly concerned Mother replied, "Sure, but why do you ask?" The daughter answered, "Well, I just wondered......do they always make such a big mess when they thaw out?"

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the British, in the weeks that followed, an American archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times: “American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the British”. One week later, Australia’s Northern Territory Times reported the following: “After digging as deep as 30 feet in his backyard in Tennant Creek, Northern Territory, Knackers Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely bugger-all. Knackers has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Australia had already gone wireless".

I asked my german friend 'why have you got a piece of meat in the boot of your car' he replied 'that is my spare veal'

Get thee from this place and take thine abominations with you ?? Is that John 'Hannible' Smith in the first pic? I know who is in the second pic lol

was using a dewalt sds a few months back and i couldnt help but feel the resemblance to a vector Corded or cordless. Brushless gear is so much more usable? Regards

Unless of course it's a DeWalt multitool.the trigger on that is phenomenal.?

I went Linedancing last night. Did some really original moves. However, I was told the police call it a 'Roadside sobriety test'

Hi bud ? Welcome to the Airsoft asylum. You don't have to be mad to be here but it helps.? Say goodby to all self control and throw away your wallet,you will have nothing to put in it anyway.☹️ What you will have is lots of shiny,heavy toys though.? Enjoy,and remember to call your hits? Regards

before a noob gets sucked in. Hey when I was a noob nobody told me that there was potential to get sucked in,out,off or on. I feel cheated ??

Have you recently been hit by a rhythm stick? If you have you could be entitled to compensation through a personal Ian Dury claim.

I guess that if you put a crank handle on the gears and manually wound the mainspring back until it realeased then the piston would push the BB out at same FPS but with no volts being involved. So that would prove that the battery state is not directly responsible for FPS.? Regards

Very nice ? Now get to the bathroom and wash all that paint off! ? Bet you got it all up the handle as well lol? Regards