When we were about 14, a mate of mine had a house party while his mum was away somewhere semi-exotic with her squeeze. Unlike everybody else whom I knew, this lad's family were minted, hence the sauna... He came out of it like a sweaty lobster, wheezing in a cloud of steam, and said, "I can't do it. I can hardly fuckin' breath and the ginger pubes are doin' me head in!"