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Tactical Pith Helmet Posted June 3 Share Posted June 3 Laughing at your mistakes makes you live a happier, longer life. Laughing at your wife's has the opposite effect... Tackle and Cannonfodder 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaktariT Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt. Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche. Tactical Pith Helmet, Tackle and Cannonfodder 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonfodder Posted June 13 Share Posted June 13 How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently more than 3 because my cellar is still dark Tactical Pith Helmet and DaktariT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaktariT Posted June 21 Share Posted June 21 The naked man fears no pickpocket! Tactical Pith Helmet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonfodder Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 (edited) An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bar man looks up and says "what's this, some kind of joke?" Edited June 27 by Cannonfodder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaktariT Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 Quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III Line 92, "NO" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaktariT Posted July 20 Share Posted July 20 What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson? The Wok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted July 29 Share Posted July 29 A pen doctor showed up at my flat last night. She had travelled all the way from Madrid to fix my broken Biro. “I didn’t expect you”, I said. “Nobody expects the Spanish ink physician”, she replied.. ButcherBill 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HZR13 Posted July 29 Share Posted July 29 Twat walks into a bar and said 'ouch ye f**k' it was a metal bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cannonfodder Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago (edited) Adam and Eve are walking through the garden of eden when all of a sudden Eve starts her first ever period. Panicking she asks Adam what to do so Adam tells her "go wash yourself in the river and I'll talk to god." So she went to the river while Adam spoke to god. Adam explains what's happened to god who asks "where's Eve?" Adam says he told her to wash herself in the river and god replied "No! Now I'll never get the smell out of the fish" Edited 2 hours ago by Cannonfodder Tackle and HZR13 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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