The Leprechaun!

Now I've seen everything.
 

If you want a true military day at the range pick the wettest day of the year, get up at 6 stand in the rain for an hour waiting for someone with a key, pick up your rifle then cram yourself and 16 other blokes into a minibus and spend an hour driving to the middle of nowhere.
 
Now for the real fun, make sure the range has a shelter that can either fit 4 blokes in or was constructed during the reign of Henry VIII so it leaks like a fucked fridge so either way your getting wet! Spend 45 minutes zeroing your rifle, make sure you put it on top of your daysack so you know it's yours and treat yourself to a nap.
 
Wake up to the unit mong asking "Is this your rifle mate?" Don't worry it is and you get to spend another hour re zeroing it!
 
Dinner time , get your self a soggy sandwich with one slice of ham/horse/donkey and a sausage roll 1% meat and the rest sawdust disguised as pastry
 
Do one shoot before the range staff get bored and woooo you've all passed!
 
Spend 30 minutes picking up brass and get back on the minibus.
 
You think your days over ? Nope spend an hour cleaning your rifle with half of your cleaning kit missing/borrowed/not getting it back.
 
I'm not bitter , honest

...people actually attempt that?
 
Jesus...

I hold it like a proper gun. Why wouldn't you?

Good to meet you yesterday Lambster, that ARU loadout looks good
 
Quick hot debrief on the site:
 
As always well run, the safezone is one of the best I have been to, nice big hall with tables and pleanty of space to sort your kit out. The site itself is good a real mix of large and small rooms from wards to small offices, the team have done a great job with the longer corridors placing cover to break them up.
 
The games were well run and marshalling was spot on from what I saw, especially considering this was the opening game. Its a big (really big) site so regen walks can be like playing woodland not that this is an issue at all, and the games we played were all pretty good and ran for a good length of time. I also like that the first game was run so that you found your way around the site.
 
The only problems we had on the day were:
 
1- the thunderflashes didnt ignite, it wasnt just me everyone had the issue, it was an issue with the strikers, so they could be lit with spare strikers. The guys were really good about this and I believe that Felix is sending the whole batch back so this shouldnt be an issue for any other games.
 
2- the site can become a bit linear, to get around choke points it can be a very long way around, again not a real problem and we quickly adapted our style to compensate.
 
Imagine playing airsoft at your local hospital - all of it and you will get the feel, oh and I think I only got lost twice lol.
 
The site is certainly well worth a visit and we had a great day, we will certainly be back later this year.

Just found new best gun, pretty cheap for quality systema eat your heart out
 
 
Also found another vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_bDN3ScWeo
and this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwYx4UYm3ak

Nah,there's an Irish sea separating myself and England and I'm not old enough to have me human rights yet so I have not been.

Had a very casual game today. Forgotten all about it this morning thou!

Have a sleep in, get up, see the text message, "damn", throw battery on charger, decide for uber casual kit, get dressed, grab nearest highcap, fill with bbs, grab akm, drive, 2 hours late: "why are you ALWAYS the last one to arrive??!", excellent games and superb weather!


(minus scarf.. and kneepads are hidden under shorts)


(little hello to Swedish Goverment FRA who looks at all pictures uploaded in Sweden, presumably searching for militant group that does not exist or upload pictures. not the best looking smiley, but don't think they mind.)

Where do I get a job like that? Must be hell to have to study every picture of Swedish girls uploaded to the internet

Picture of British Special Air Service:

Don;t you know gender is a social construct OP? You're just a tool of the misogynist fat shaming patriarchy
 
I swear you're triggering my PTSD.
 
How dare you.
 
I bet you're a cis gendered white privileged male sitting writing about hating non binary people of color.
 
I cannot begin to say how offensive this thread is. It;s simple existence is a call for war against the cis patriarchy.
 
edgy tumblr pisstake huehuehuehue

Some of you know how passionate I am about the VCRA, so I was shocked to find these in one of their stores today:



I've already prepared this news story for publication in the Daily Mail:

Morrisons Super Black Market - by Victorya Ukipy

The well known UK supermarket 'Morrisons' has introduced a new line: deadly firearms for children. For just £3 our reporter was able to purchase these two replica firearms. The guns are exact models of the powerful Glock 19mm that is used by police armed response teams and the MP5 assault rifle machine gun that was famously used by Osama bin Laden. Most shockingly of all our reporter was not even asked for a UKARA license to purchase these guns, which is a legal requirement in the UK. Outside he asked one of the Morrisons employees to explain how this was the case, however the employee failed to answer questions such as: 'don't you think there's a risk that kids might fill these with acid and shoot each other? Or that they might fill them with petrol and then fire them into the engines of cars that are only supposed to be filled with diesel?' The employee's comment was simply: "I don't know mate, I just get paid to push the trolleys." Well, as our investigation has shown, that's not all they're pushing. They're also pushing death on our kids. They may also have something to do with the rise in illegal immigration. Our investigation continues.

essentially, as long as you don't end up looking like this tool you'll be fine:

I dunno, every time I see a maroon or green beret on a skinny 17 year old I think to myself... "tosser".

Which is completely irrational I know, I've never earned either of those berets either, and my navy blue one only took 8 weeks to get (you fcking sprog Mike636, get the wets on) but for some reason it still gets me. Not that I'd ever express it to them, they're entirely within their rights to wear whatever the hell they like to airsoft.

What Navy Blue?!?! How dare you impersonate a member of Her Majesty's Royal Navy? Do understand the 9 weeks of cleaning, polishing and mild inconvenience we have to go though to earn that beret? I think not!

the ONLY bad thing is the grip... are you sure about that?!

Cheers mate, very helpful. Not a lot of choice left, it may have to be pink lol

M4 with a P90 mag attached. What?

 

 

 

 
 
Edit: Just noticed this post from Ed...
 
Assume that I am dead by the time that you are reading this...

STEADY YOURSELF BRATHA
 

This song and it's video just has so much meaning. It doesn't sing about biebers trying to get poosseh.
 

 
As well as this song.
 

 
Great band.

Shouting to this whilst doing art homework at midnight right now
 

Preferably the aforementioned fluorescent pink - just to be safe

Don't listen to anyone else. The SAS will descend on your house within 24 hours if you don't paint the entire thing fluorescent pink. Also, IIRC, it has to also glow in the dark.

AAAAAAAND back to kit please