Oh my sides are splitting at this.
Very easy to spot scams/walts. Col Bateson? Really, hold on I will just go and check the London Gazette, THAT LISTS EVERY OFFICER EVER TO GRADUATE SANDHURST. I doubt there will be anyone that fits your description
Oh and as a serving UK HM Forces Officer, can I just say the usage of ranks that you aren't entitled to does kinda piss us off......
Smells of some 12 yr old with a COD fetish trying to be 'leet'. Go away OP and don't come back.