Off-topic, I know!
I worked as a professional showjumper for a few years in my youth, but developed expensive habits like eating! Started again around ten years ago with a 16.3 3/4 TB. Lovely boy, great jumper, but something of an...attitude. Basically, he's had everybody who's ridden him off at some point. We've has good fun though, and won our share in the showjumping arena. Time moves on however and we're turning into a couple of old blokes together...