Skullchewer

This is absolutely true. Every time we're heading out to field, with everyone fully kitted and carrying their overly pimped RIFs, you can see the kids in the paintball prep area all staring enviously. Just don't tell them about magfed paintball 🤫

No game for me this weekend, as I had other stuff on today, however; yesterday we spent the day creating a new paintball arena for kids parties at Red Alert, much further away from the Airsoft areas. This means there will be fewer occasions when a boundary is determined by where the kiddiwinks are splatting each other. So bigger game area more often, with potential for other stuff we're not allowed to talk about yet 😁

Finishing touches

As you've seen the Specna Arms 249s I assume you've seen the Para? The handguard is almost identical, though obviously the stock and outer barrel would be to be charged. Closest I can think of. HOWEVER, be wary of the Specna Core range. I have the 249 Para, and out of the box it is NOT great. But for an LMG they are cheap and light.

I’ve come up with an idea for invisible aircraft, I approached the RAF with the idea but they said they couldn’t see it taking off

The airline I went on holiday with misplaced my luggage, so I took them to court. Unfortunately I lost my case.

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Continuing the post apocalyptic theme on my RIFs.

My finger slipped.

I'm totally doing this to my lmg

Lamb of God's new album, Omens, is 🔥

Indeed, we may well have bounced off of one and other!

You owe me a new cup of tea, cos I just spat one out. Hey now, he's a shark survivor, maybe his arm doesn't work right 😉

Very into Tuvan throat singing moment.

I wanted a mandible for my helmet, and saw one dirt cheap on Amazon, that came with goggles that attached to it. I figured the goggles would be shite, with no rating specified in the listing, but thought what the hell, the mandible is exactly what I want, if the goggles suck it doesn't matter. Fixed it all onto the helmet, and fired some test shots at it from my QRF, at 20 feet, hopping.25s. To my surprise the goggles held up just fine, a few scratches but no buckling or dents. The mandible, however..... My own fault for buying cheap shit.

Mr Chewer 🤣 The video for Is This The Life was on the chart show on channel 4 in the 80s, and I was hooked straight away. Very sad about Tim. No idea what a pondie is.

Okay, not technically a joke, but something that happened at work... Guy brings his car in with a list of issues he'd like looking at. Amongst the issues: "Rear doors can't be opened from the inside". Guess what? Uh-huh. CHILD LOCK. Located on the driver door by the window controls. 🤦🏼

Sorry, should have specified I was looking for the brand. It's already a Road to Ruin festival prop. Was just hoping to get it working again. That would be epic.

Maybe, just maybe, there might be some in the classifieds forum....

Someone pushed in front of me in the queue! Look out my friend, I’m after you now!

Never heard about a regulator affecting the moisture trap, but it sounds plausible.

Clearly this forum is full of snowflakes. Possibly even cucks. 🤣

Oh yeah, those refunds will be paid out promptly...... 😉

Twice in one week, Michael!