Skullchewer

Please, no. I got beaned in the same spot twice on Sunday 🤣

You're really going to spend money on the absurdly priced stuff there? No offence dude, but you're a bit dim. So anyway, we can compare purchases!

Anniversary of what?

Been a few threads getting shirty recently. Perhaps it's the hot weather, perhaps economic and sociological pressues are toblame for the apparent increase in short tempers, or perhaps you're all a bunch of mewling manbabies. Just to bring us back to our usual chilled, civil discussions, because I generally really enjoy this forum, I I would like to tell you that I think you are all cancerous blobfish prolapses, that I wouldn't put out with a shovel if you were on fire. ❤️ Don't make this go all serious. Just take your hits. Love, S.C.

No no, that was just one I happened to have my eye on at the time. I ended up getting a second hand WE Night Hawk in silver. Performs adequately, but looks niiiice in its leather holster. For all the "Just get a TM" folks, I now have four, as I picked up a Desert Eagle yesterday too. HAPPY NOW? 🤣

Took my VFC G3 GBBR out for the first time yesterday. Within seconds of the whistle blowing for the start of the first game I had two kills. I absolutely looooove this pew pew. Great day all over all. My friend took out his new Vorsk VPM1, and it's crazy fun, very accurate with surprising range for a compact SMG. Got shot in the balls again. Thankfully I've never wanted children. End of the day, after most people went home we messed around on the Attack Sense range. There's a competition running now, £1 for 3 goes, best time at the end of the month wins a free game day. I am not winning. 😁 I set a decent time, but my reflexes are not those of someone 30 years younger!

On this forum? We are all enablers here!

Is it all the fault of women and hpa players?

Aye, we'll be there 😁

Looking forward to using my new VFC G3 GBBR on Sunday for the first time. Looking forward to attending NAF for the first time this year (I'm expecting terrible airsoft but a good laugh with friends).

"You must have a larp safe melee weapon in order to perform a melee kill" *Looks at all the combat knives, karambits, etc* K then...

Today I didn't play, I marshalled at Red Alert, as I was FAAARRR too hungover to play. Fun day, with 120 players. The new Attack Sense range proved to be very popular. My second time through with a 1911 I just picked up second hand, I'd not put a single round through it yet and then discovered it's a 14 round mag... in a 15 target range 🤣 20230702_171946_001.mp4

That's pretty.

I’ve had trouble sleeping lately, all I do is sit up all night eating snacks, went to the docs about it and I’ve been told I’ve got insomnomnomnomnomnia

Pyrotechnics The use of pyrotechnics by players is strictly forbidden with the exceptions detailed below. This includes gas and CO2 devices not specifically specified below. Blank Firing Pistols / Rifles Dynatex Blank Firing Hand Grenade (9mm or .209 Primers only) Mad Bull & Ultraforce Landmines 40mm Gas Grenades Spring & Gas Claymores Blank firers and alcohol. WOOHOO

As a former "new age traveler" and life long rock festival fan, toilets don't bother me 😉 There's a no pyro rule at NAF. Bet people still bring pyro though.

Or stupidity. Sorry, sorry. I mean naivety 😉

I'll be keeping my eye pro on pretty much all weekend. 3000 or so macho men, weekend warriors and all the other kind of airsofters, with their pew pews? Someone's gonna be a dickhead, guaranteed, and that's before you factor in the alcohol.

That was bloody hilarious. I had a bead on some guy hiding in a building and I called to him to identify, he popped his head up waving and going "blobalobaloba" in a high pitched squeak, then popped back down. It was like playing airsoft on sesame Street Creased me up.

Cheap? CHEAP? Ah, who am I kidding?