John_W

Splitters

I didn't know we had an official body. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

Surely it should be Dr David "Dee Dee" Sheldrake with his PhD from Harvard in Wound Balistics?

Is this a serious question?
 
"185 dB of sound pressure at 1m"
 
That's instant, permanent, hearing damage and tinnitus, plus traumatic brain injury.  Wanting to use one "in airsoft games" is a great argument for why you shouldn't be able to get your hands on one.
 
Frankly, I'm not even happy with Mk5 bangs in game, given the foreseeable risk of one going off right next to someone's head. Mk 7 and above have a 20 metre safe distance, for reasons that should be ear-bleedin' obvious.

I can just imagine it. Him sitting alone in his bedroom  in his ghillie suit with his "Sniper", "Shooter" and "Enemy at the gates" posters on the walls, surrounded by empty KFC buckets, stroking his rifle and muttering "nasty, nasty. We will makes them sorry, won't we my precious?"

Had to team up with a dude who was rocking Wehrmacht kit with a MG42, while in Tropentarn with my MG3. New vs old at its finest. 
 

When I was a Noob, I sat at the feet of Mat Dean (Mobius Strip) and learned the way of the pistol, the secrets of upgrading the Holy Western Arms Infinity and how a .43 would cut through foliage and sting like a bastard. 
I tend to use .4s these days. Though I started out on fixed hop TM pistols and .25s

When I was a Noob, I sat at the feet of Mat Dean (Mobius Strip) and learned the way of the pistol, the secrets of upgrading the Holy Western Arms Infinity and how a .43 would cut through foliage and sting like a bastard. 
I tend to use .4s these days. Though I started out on fixed hop TM pistols and .25s

When I was a Noob, I sat at the feet of Mat Dean (Mobius Strip) and learned the way of the pistol, the secrets of upgrading the Holy Western Arms Infinity and how a .43 would cut through foliage and sting like a bastard. 
I tend to use .4s these days. Though I started out on fixed hop TM pistols and .25s

When I was a Noob, I sat at the feet of Mat Dean (Mobius Strip) and learned the way of the pistol, the secrets of upgrading the Holy Western Arms Infinity and how a .43 would cut through foliage and sting like a bastard. 
I tend to use .4s these days. Though I started out on fixed hop TM pistols and .25s

When I was a Noob, I sat at the feet of Mat Dean (Mobius Strip) and learned the way of the pistol, the secrets of upgrading the Holy Western Arms Infinity and how a .43 would cut through foliage and sting like a bastard. 
I tend to use .4s these days. Though I started out on fixed hop TM pistols and .25s

When I was a Noob, I sat at the feet of Mat Dean (Mobius Strip) and learned the way of the pistol, the secrets of upgrading the Holy Western Arms Infinity and how a .43 would cut through foliage and sting like a bastard. 
I tend to use .4s these days. Though I started out on fixed hop TM pistols and .25s

When I was a Noob, I sat at the feet of Mat Dean (Mobius Strip) and learned the way of the pistol, the secrets of upgrading the Holy Western Arms Infinity and how a .43 would cut through foliage and sting like a bastard. 
I tend to use .4s these days. Though I started out on fixed hop TM pistols and .25s

Look what UPS delivered today
 

You've made the classic error of not listing the upgrades or cost of each upgrade which would ultimately double the asking price... rookie mistake.

Luke 5:19
 

🤣 🤣 🤣 Fantastically worded, Sir. 
 
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