Supporters Rock-climby-Dave Posted January 30, 2012 Supporters Posted January 30, 2012 Do you even like biscuits there, Liam? Rich tea and Cow buscuits is hardly very adventurous. Jaffa's are CAKES, they have it in their name, go hard (like cakes) when left in air and are taxed for import/export as cakes. Best biscuits are: Bourbons Pink wafers Tunnoks Caramel Custard Creams and by far and away the worst (even beating chocolate digestives to be the most appauling creation ever achieved by mankind) is Oreo's. They taste of burning and death.
Supporters Airsoft-Ed Posted January 30, 2012 Supporters Posted January 30, 2012 I fully agree on all accounts there, Dave. Except regarding pink wafers. Really really hate them. My girlfriend would probably marry a pack of them if she could though lol.
SheriffHD Posted January 30, 2012 Posted January 30, 2012 Jaffa cakes, are cakes not biscuits. a cake starts of soft and gets hard when it is left out. a biscuit starts of hard, and gets soft when it is left out.
Supporters Rock-climby-Dave Posted January 30, 2012 Supporters Posted January 30, 2012 29 posts in and I think we can all agree that Jaffas are indeed cakes. That's really all anyone has got out of this topic
Supporters Liam Porter Posted January 30, 2012 Supporters Posted January 30, 2012 Do you even like biscuits there, Liam?Rich tea and Cow buscuits is hardly very adventurous. I do like biscuits, just not many. I'm odd when it comes to liking food.
Supporters TPI Posted January 31, 2012 Supporters Posted January 31, 2012 so just because i speak english i have to be english? and american speaks english geuss what he isn't english. label's are for those that are afraid of what is outside the box let alone irrelvant besides if so then all those so called biscuit's with chocolate and all that on em can not be named really and truelly biscuit's so what do you say to this? i like the pink wafer Cakes too
Petrellinkez Posted January 31, 2012 Posted January 31, 2012 Custard creams... you can put one in your ris battery box ^^
lemon191 Posted January 31, 2012 Posted January 31, 2012 what about cookies (the fresh ones not maryland types) they are soft and can go hard like cakes... the terrys choc orange or toblorone (sp?) cookies are awesome or the tesco finest rasp cookies are good to. not a fan of the harder biscuits and since i dont like tea or coffee i dont have anything to soften them up with
Supporters M_P Posted January 31, 2012 Supporters Posted January 31, 2012 Do twix's count or are they chocolate bars?
Supporters Airsoft-Ed Posted January 31, 2012 Supporters Posted January 31, 2012 Do twix's count or are they chocolate bars? They're chocolate bars, obv.
Supporters TPI Posted January 31, 2012 Supporters Posted January 31, 2012 no because they have a biscuit centre don`t they Ed?
Hubert Posted January 31, 2012 Posted January 31, 2012 Custard creams, yes. Like oreos, only for people who possess that rare sense known as 'taste'. (Hate oreos, don't understand how they became popular...) I wonder if I could mod a biscuit carrier case into my L85's foregrip... Pistol-grip compartment my friend. I know it's designed for the SUSAT's adjustment tool/multikey doo-dah, but I know more people (soldiers and airsofters) who use the compartment to store smokes. I wouldn't think any less of you for storing custard creams in it instead of smokes. (cue jokes about low opinions ) Moving back to biscuits - I seem to remember some delightful wonder from my youth known to me as a 'toffee pop' (I think). Anyone else remember them (or know what I'm trying to remember...) - I know I loved them dearly, only having them as a rare treat. But alas, time has not been kind on my memory - and since I'm not sure on the exact name, I've been unable to look for them...
Supporters Finius Posted January 31, 2012 Supporters Posted January 31, 2012 So, I've just found my next project for my L85; tactical biscuit carriage I'm still of the opinion that Jaffa Cakes are biscuits!
Supporters Liam Porter Posted January 31, 2012 Supporters Posted January 31, 2012 They have air in them Finius. They are cakes.
Supporters TPI Posted January 31, 2012 Supporters Posted January 31, 2012 a biscuit has air bubble`s so their all cake`s then?
Supporters Finius Posted January 31, 2012 Supporters Posted January 31, 2012 They have air in them Finius. They are cakes. Should we ever converge upon the field of battle at odds, you shall find yourself ended by my wrath!
Supporters Airsoft-Ed Posted February 1, 2012 Supporters Posted February 1, 2012 Anyway. Screw JCakes, they have no place in this thread. Bourbons are the best. End of. Additionally; Oreos are the most over rated, pieces of fetid shite, ever. They're one of those things everyone seems to love for the sake of it, like how everyone bums The Lion King, all the new sonic and mario games, cupcakes and teddies, even though we all know that they're all utterly crap in every possible way. Oreos fit snugly into that category I think.
Supporters Liam Porter Posted February 1, 2012 Supporters Posted February 1, 2012 Bourbons and Oreos are both horrible - they're chocolate biscuit, with cream or whatever in the middle. But I agree with you on Jaffa Cakes.
geoffreym Posted February 1, 2012 Posted February 1, 2012 home made choc chips, best thing is you don't even have to cook them lol
Supporters TPI Posted February 1, 2012 Supporters Posted February 1, 2012 True dat just eat em before they even get to the Oven when i started doing that at the bakery in pevensy bay they stopped giving me free food if i went into the kitchen ;-) or so they think! hehe
jaeproductions Posted August 12, 2012 Posted August 12, 2012 Hobnobs lol...sorry... Anything made by Fox's are nice. Bourbons! I dunno there are loads I like - I'm so fat
jaeproductions Posted August 12, 2012 Posted August 12, 2012 Someone tried to sue Jaffa Cakes for not being a cake. They did a test (excuse to eat JCakes) to see and it's a CAKE, because it goes hard, and a biscuit goes soft.
Supporters Liam Porter Posted August 12, 2012 Supporters Posted August 12, 2012 As this topic has been brought up again, I feel it necessary to mention that Cow Biscuits are the best biscuits ever, closely followed by Rich Tea.
Supporters Airsoft-Ed Posted August 12, 2012 Supporters Posted August 12, 2012 Cow Biscuits, or "Malted milk" as they're actually called, as utterly, immeasurably disgusting and I'd rather lick a dog's arse than eat one. Bourbons still win for me. Them and caramel digestives.
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