Shamal Posted November 2, 2022 Author Posted November 2, 2022 A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "What's your blood type?" "I'm probably a Type O", said the rabbit. Skullchewer, Tactical Pith Helmet and Cannonfodder 2 1
Skullchewer Posted November 2, 2022 Posted November 2, 2022 Your mums so ugly your dad wakes up with morning wouldn't. Tactical Pith Helmet, Shamal and concretesnail 3
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted November 3, 2022 Posted November 3, 2022 I wasn't particularly close to my Aunt Sheila who died recently. It was lucky as she was hit by a bus. Shamal, Skullchewer and Cannonfodder 3
Moderators Tackle Posted November 3, 2022 Moderators Posted November 3, 2022 Tactical Pith Helmet, Shamal and Skullchewer 3
Shamal Posted November 3, 2022 Author Posted November 3, 2022 3 hours ago, Tackle said: Haha. I done that one about a year ago ?? But good to hear it again ? Tactical Pith Helmet and Tackle 2
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted November 5, 2022 Posted November 5, 2022 The Metropolitan Police have identified over two hundred hardened Albanian criminals living in London. Many have committed terrible crimes. A spokesman said that having discovered them, they planned to start recruiting them from next week. Shamal 1
Shamal Posted November 5, 2022 Author Posted November 5, 2022 8 hours ago, Tactical Pith Helmet said: The Metropolitan Police have identified over two hundred hardened Albanian criminals living in London. Many have committed terrible crimes. A spokesman said that having discovered them, they planned to start recruiting them from next week. Nice ?
Shamal Posted November 5, 2022 Author Posted November 5, 2022 Wanted: someone to brush their teeth with me, because 9/10 dentists say brushing alone won't help tooth decay. No weirdos Tactical Pith Helmet, Tackle and Skullchewer 1 2
Cannonfodder Posted November 6, 2022 Posted November 6, 2022 16 hours ago, Shamal said: No weirdos Well that's 99% of people here off the list Tackle and Shamal 2
Shamal Posted November 6, 2022 Author Posted November 6, 2022 2 minutes ago, Cannonfodder said: Well that's 99% of people here off the list Ain't that the truth ? Cannonfodder and Tackle 1 1
The Waco Kid Posted November 6, 2022 Posted November 6, 2022 Wifle - a spouse with a hair trigger, best engaged from hard cover. Shamal, Tactical Pith Helmet and concretesnail 3
Shamal Posted November 6, 2022 Author Posted November 6, 2022 2 hours ago, The Waco Kid said: Wifle - a spouse with a hair trigger, best engaged from hard cover. I've got one! Lol
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted November 7, 2022 Posted November 7, 2022 Just watched the film 'Aluminium Man.' It's a bit like Iron Man. He foils all of the baddies plans. Skullchewer and Shamal 2
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted November 7, 2022 Posted November 7, 2022 Just went into the kitchen. The bread was reading John-Paul Satre, the beans were discussing ontology with the spuds. The pasta was reciting Mallarme poems. I think they're all complex carbs.
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted November 8, 2022 Posted November 8, 2022 We had random drug testing at work today. I liked the LSD best. Skullchewer, Shamal and Tackle 3
Shamal Posted November 8, 2022 Author Posted November 8, 2022 Something has been playing on my mind recently. When I opened a can of evaporated milk it was still all there so I opened a can of condensed milk but it was the same size as the can? I'm not trying to milk this btw. Tackle, Tactical Pith Helmet, The Waco Kid and 1 other 1 3
Skullchewer Posted November 9, 2022 Posted November 9, 2022 17 hours ago, Tactical Pith Helmet said: We had random drug testing at work today. I liked the LSD best. Giggled far too much at this. Tactical Pith Helmet and Tackle 1 1
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted November 9, 2022 Posted November 9, 2022 I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in a stack of tyres and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears. Shamal 1
Shamal Posted November 9, 2022 Author Posted November 9, 2022 16 minutes ago, Tactical Pith Helmet said: I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in a stack of tyres and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears. ? I had my leg X-rayed yesterday the doctor said: 'Your patella measures 2.54cm'. I said: 'Inch-high knees?' He said: '您的髌骨是2.54厘米高 Tactical Pith Helmet 1
Tactical Pith Helmet Posted November 11, 2022 Posted November 11, 2022 I'm certain someone's tampering with my anti-paranoia medication. Shamal, Skullchewer and EDcase 3
Shamal Posted November 11, 2022 Author Posted November 11, 2022 I thought I’d do something different today. So I bought an alcoholic ginger beer. He was not pleased Skullchewer, Tactical Pith Helmet, EDcase and 1 other 1 3
Skullchewer Posted November 11, 2022 Posted November 11, 2022 Breaking news! Man shot 200 times with an upholstery gun. Surgeons say he's fully recovered. Tactical Pith Helmet, Shamal and EDcase 3
Cannonfodder Posted November 11, 2022 Posted November 11, 2022 My son says he wants a cat for Christmas. Normally I do turkey but if it makes him happy I'll give it a go The Waco Kid, Shamal, EDcase and 1 other 1 3
Shamal Posted November 11, 2022 Author Posted November 11, 2022 1 hour ago, Cannonfodder said: My son says he wants a cat for Christmas. Normally I do turkey but if it makes him happy I'll give it a go Like it.
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