Supporters Adolf Hamster Posted February 21, 2019 Supporters Posted February 21, 2019 11 hours ago, Druid799 said: Like when you text your Mrs something all lovey dovey AND forget the last prison you txt’ed was a mate and you send it to them instead of ‘she who must be obeyed’ and they proceed to forward it to ALL your other mates and they then all rip the shit out of you like nobody’s business! ?????♂️ suppose that's a preferable scenario to accidentally sending banter to the missus
emilianoksa Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 Airsoft meals? From pot metal to pot noodle?
clumpyedge Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 36 minutes ago, Adolf Hamster said: suppose that's a preferable scenario to accidentally sending banter to the missus Been there, done that. She didn't talk to me for a few days ? Just now, emilianoksa said: Airsoft meals? From pot metal to pot noodle? A pot noodle would be more appetizing than their descriptions.
Supporters Druid799 Posted February 21, 2019 Supporters Posted February 21, 2019 1 hour ago, emilianoksa said: Airsoft meals? From pot metal to pot noodle? Over the years I’ve bought a few ‘bargain’ priced guns that I wish HAD been made from pot noodles , probably would have lasted longer ! ?
Supporters Adolf Hamster Posted February 21, 2019 Supporters Posted February 21, 2019 16 minutes ago, Druid799 said: Over the years I’ve bought a few ‘bargain’ priced guns that I wish HAD been made from pot noodles , probably would have lasted longer ! ? caramel digestives, the universal material. plus your gun can double as a snack in the field just bite a chunk off the stock
Supporters Druid799 Posted February 21, 2019 Supporters Posted February 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, Adolf Hamster said: caramel digestives, the universal material. plus your gun can double as a snack in the field just bite a chunk off the stock Go out with a sniper rifle AND come back in with a very strange looking bolt action pistol ! ?? ???
Mostly Retired Moderators L3wisD Posted February 21, 2019 Mostly Retired Moderators Posted February 21, 2019 If we're talking about airsoft snacks, there can be only one...
Supporters Adolf Hamster Posted February 21, 2019 Supporters Posted February 21, 2019 5 minutes ago, Druid799 said: Go out with a sniper rifle AND come back in with a very strange looking bolt action pistol ! ?? ??? "i ate half the spring, do i no longer have an MED?"
Immortal Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, L3wisD said: If we're talking about airsoft snacks, there can be only one... I used to love these until I took one out a brand new previously unopened packet and found a pube embedded in the cherry. ?
Supporters Druid799 Posted February 21, 2019 Supporters Posted February 21, 2019 57 minutes ago, Immortal said: I used to love these until I took one out a brand new previously unopened packet and found a pube embedded in the cherry. ? Don’t complain , you can now say you ate someone’s cherry ! ???
clumpyedge Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 11 minutes ago, L3wisD said: If we're talking about airsoft snacks, there can be only one... Fuck that. Only Beef jerky, Biltong, Boerewors, Droewors should be consumed, its not a bloody tea party.
Supporters Adolf Hamster Posted February 21, 2019 Supporters Posted February 21, 2019 nah, tactical creme egg is the way forward. it's amazing how many kills you can get when folk are wondering why the hell you're holding a half eaten creme egg in your support hand.
Supporters TheFull9 Posted February 21, 2019 Supporters Posted February 21, 2019 15 hours ago, clumpyedge said: Other than their GBBR’s I thought the general consensus was they are horse shit... maybe I’ve been misled? Well the sentence did read "their guns" and I barely see any of their AEGs floating around, so that was my implication tbh.
Vulpiness Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 NO! What is this western shit, get some doctor sausage and pate!
clumpyedge Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 13 minutes ago, Vulpiness said: NO! What is this western shit, get some doctor sausage and pate! Now we're talkin'!
Vulpiness Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 34 minutes ago, clumpyedge said: Now we're talkin'! https://airsoft-forums.uk/profile/18577-vulpiness/?do=content&type=core_statuses_status&change_section=1
Supporters Druid799 Posted February 21, 2019 Supporters Posted February 21, 2019 6 hours ago, clumpyedge said: Fuck that. Only Beef jerky, Biltong, Boerewors, Droewors should be consumed, its not a bloody tea party. Bollox ! Mars bars end off ! bite size for open scurmish days (for the multiple games) and full size on all day games . BUT keep away from kingsize , them ones will feck you up , way too much sugar in one hit ! ?
Immortal Posted February 21, 2019 Posted February 21, 2019 We always munch on Skittles and shout "Taste the Rainbow!" when we tap someone...
clumpyedge Posted February 21, 2019 Author Posted February 21, 2019 4 hours ago, Druid799 said: Bollox ! Mars bars end off ! bite size for open scurmish days (for the multiple games) and full size on all day games . BUT keep away from kingsize , them ones will feck you up , way too much sugar in one hit ! ? Being your age you probably need the sugar of a king size to get you out of bed in the mornings ??
Supporters Druid799 Posted February 21, 2019 Supporters Posted February 21, 2019 56 minutes ago, clumpyedge said: Being your age you probably need the sugar of a king size to get you out of bed in the mornings ?? And if we ever meet up grandad is going to shove his walking stick in to your right ear and keep pushing until it sticks out of your left ear then climb on your back and ride you like a fecking motorbike! ? ya cheeky shit ! ????
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