Had to share. Makes me laugh everytime I read it.

[Qlimax]

WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

 

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

 

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'!

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

 

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

 

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

 

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

 

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

 

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

 

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them.

 

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

[proffrink]

This is some chain mail schitt right here.

[shortman]

<p>Love it. Brightened my day thats for sure!</p>

[ImTriggerHappy]

Why post this bullschitt?

You must be bored to waste peoples time with this schitt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

☺ this could end up quite funny.

[Hef Legend]

Imagine if there was an intervention, they'd have to.....have......a.....Schitt family gathering! lmao

[n1ckh]

Now that's some tough schitt Jeremy Kyle won't crack

[Mr Monkey Nuts]

How ironic, I'm reading this while taking a schitt.

 

True story!

[n1ckh]

Good old family schitt

[Sitting Duck]

Special mega likey button required

 

Cheered me up no end

[Rapid]

Think that's a bit of a harsh remark don't you. No one has asked you to read it.

 

It made me laugh for sure.

 

You must be bored to waste peoples time with this schitt.

[ImTriggerHappy]

Think that's a bit of a harsh remark don't you. No one has asked you to read it.

 

It made me laugh for sure.

 

Think you took my comment out of context and I can see how you did my bad I was half asleep and it didnt come out too good.

Only thing I would say is I wouldnt have liked the post if I had an issue with it.

So maybe read everything before jumping to conclusions.

[ImTriggerHappy]

Qlimax if your going to send me a message calling me a d*ck at least let me reply before you block me thats a bit sad.

It was a bit p*ss taking but wasnt meant to be malicious.

You did take it wrong though so sorry for any offence.