Cannonfodder

It takes a special kind of partner to agree to such things. Also make sure you trim your nails first?

Welcome. The posts above have pretty much covered everything but I'll add this. Gloves are recommended as a shit to the knuckles will bloody hurt. Also when on site don't be afraid to ask people about their kit or guns you like the look of, most players are more than happy to show off and talk about their stuff (getting them to stop is probably harder) and will probably let you fire off a few shots if you ask nicely.

The bit that makes me laugh is the way it's described as "high end" when half of it is chinese clones. Don't get me wrong, some of the budget friendly kit can be really good value for money but to call it high end is taking the piss

At least the silly prices for tat gives us plenty of fodder for Mack's. I was thinking more about the dumb questions and grand ideas with such big holes that Stevie Wonder could see them

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In my experience advertising for a team to join never ends well. It's better to play and have teams approach you as they'll know what they're looking for in new members. If a team is actively trying to get new members there's usually a reason and it's usually not a good one Also it might help if you mention where you play, even if its just a rough location so you're not wasting people's time if they're interested only to find out you're at the other end of the country.

I don't work for glock though Oh and that Tavor looks nice

There are easier says to get around the new age verification laws on porn sites

@SillySausage808 could you explain your bullshit prices?

Or someone without a defence

The new registered address in Mildenhall is one of those virtual offices

FFS I was about to post the exact same thing, now I'm going to have to think of another slightly amusing comment to take the piss out of this muppet

Whereas this is the biggest glock???

Tbh whenever he posts an advert I just assume it'll be on here soon

No idea if the price is ok but wanting £30 to £35 for postage is taking the piss. Also the claims of full upgrades but not listing them or saying who did them is a red flag to me. Add to that it's clearly a speedsoft gun so the trigger has probably been abused more than a 15 year old at a P Diddy party

Do it anyway. If he's not registered because it's £50 I can almost guarantee he's cutting corners elsewhere and probably won't listen anyway

Wow, what a load of bollocks

Which is ⅘ of bugger all compared to the fines he'll get when caught

Re players flinching, I'm not so sure it's always a sign the person is cheating. I know there's been times when a shot has missed me but it made me jump.

The fact that he hasn't posted that shit here, where people know what they're looking at an will call sellers outfit their nonsense, says to me he knows they're more fake than Katie Price's tits. Edit: wow, I just looked at real versions of theose grips and they couldn't look more fake if they had made in china printed on them

To me it sounds like the airsoft equivalent of someone selling a second hand car saying the dvla have the log book

No. WhatsApp groups are full of people ready to rip you off or scam you

Was that the one who claimed to be 19 but looked more like mid 30s an probably still lives with his parents?

I was about to suggest a SADF M83 chest rig but then I googled them and saw how much they go for these days. If I'd known when I got mine they would up to quadruple in price I would've got more than 1