Cannonfodder

What do dark humour and unvaccinated kids have in common? They don't get old

Tights optional

This. The tippman guns that run on 2 12g co2 cartridges only last 200 shots

Unfortunately I think the only way to ensure nobody is cheating the chrono would be to only allow 1 weight bought on site, however I'm sure I'm not the the only one who'd avoid a site with such rules

Iirc that's what they did at urban assault but with magazines rather than speedloaders as the majority of players were using M4 variants

My relatively modest collection

I've only played there once on a Wednesday evening and while I did enjoy it there was one major point which makes me hesitant to go back. The wait between games was ridiculously long, so much so that of the time it was open over 50% of it was spent in the safezone waiting for the next game

I'd heard they actually set up scenarios for his bullshit content

Agreed. I've a rule where if a site allows that bellend to play there then I'll avoid it https://playairsoft.uk/

Seconded. I've been playing for almost 20 years and all my guns are from the cheaper end of the market with stock internals. If you do find yourself regularly out ranged then I suggest trying heavier ammo.

At a guess I'd say one of these Section 13 of the Terrorism Act 2000 states " 13Uniform (1)A person in a public place commits an offence if he— (a)wears an item of clothing, or (b)wears, carries or displays an article, in such a way or in such circumstances as to arouse reasonable suspicion that he is a member or supporter of a proscribed organisation. (2)A constable in Scotland may arrest a person without a warrant if he has reasonable grounds to suspect that the person is guilty of an offence under this section. (3)A person guilty of an offence under this section shall be liable on summary conviction to— (a)imprisonment for a term not exceeding six months, (b)a fine not exceeding level 5 on the standard scale, or (c)both. If you're worried then you better stick to the old Ludwig Van

Well we shouldn't be seeing any more Wagner patches now https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-66724396 From about a quarter of the way down The proscription order will make it a criminal offence to support the group - including by arranging a meetings aimed at furthering the organisation's activities, expressing support for its aims or displaying its flag or logo.

Fixed that for you😁 Bad jokes aside glad to hear you both enjoyed yourselves

Always best to try the simplest things first

Your fitness levels are not the fault of the site

Unfortunately in my experience the sort of person who's going to be using that type of trigger tend to be bellends

Agreed. Imo binary triggers are for people wanting to skirt round semi only rules, either because they can't shoot or are wanting to over shoot people

I'm a firm believer in people trying out sites for themselves rather than just going on what they hear. I've had great games at supposedly terrible sites and there are sites which get alot of praise which I found to be absolute dog shit that I won't return to

A man is working in the fruit and veg department of his local supermarket when an old lady taps him on the shoulder and says "excuse me I can't find the broccoli, where is it?" He replies "sorry madam we've sold out but there should be another delivery tomorrow" and she walks away. A few minutes later the same old lady taps him on the shoulder and asks again "where's the broccoli?". Again he tells her they've sold out but the should be a delivery tomorrow. Another few minutes go by and once again she taps him on the shoulder and asks "where's the broccoli?" Getting annoyed he replies "can you spell cat, as in catastrophe?" "C A T" she answers so then he asks her. "Can you spell dog, as in dogmatic?" "D O G" she replies. "Now can you spell fuck, as in broccoli?" He asks. Confused she says "But there's no fuck in broccoli" to which he replies "That's what I've been telling you for the past 10 minutes"

Insert Derek Acorah meme here

I'm guessing they don't want to pay for advertising and/or the "shop" is their spare room/garage and admiting they're running a business from home would mean paying higher council tax.

It's not. They have been spamming the TB Facebook page though

I see the ads from the upcoming shop have been removed and the poster has relisted them leaving out the bits about having a job lot and opening a shop soon. Looks dodgy as fuck and definitely puts me off buying anything from them

I thought the actual webbing of the sling was supposed to loop through the sling point on the stock. But the keyring idea sounds good. If you fancy something a bit more gucci here's a video with a few suggestions