Cannonfodder

I saw the footage, she really was rough

Welcome. That pulse rifle looks great, unfortunately I can't help with the conversion as my tech skills don't go much further than hit it with a hammer or gaffer tape it down

I'd say airsoft is way more accessible than in the past and far more mainstream than ever. With the rise of social media companies are able to reach a far greater audience including those who might not have heard of airsoft. The same applies to youtubers. Compare this to 20 years ago when the only online places for airsofters was a couple of forums similar to here. Costs are comparably lower as there were no clone companies so your choices of manufacturers was pretty much TM, Classic Army or ICS and magazines were £25 - £30 each

That's got to be a record for necroposting

Are tart cards in phone boxes still a thing? I'm tempted to make a few extra spicy ones with their number on. Thinking about it, are phone boxes that common anymore?

To me the sportsman association defence is also dodgy as fuck as you just pay your money without having to ever attend an airsoft site. To me both these defences are a big middle finger to those who put in the hard work lobbying for the defence we have and potentially could put the hobby at risk.

As others have posted, send them back for a refund. If you're after the german ones these guys a pretty good. I've used them a few times now https://forcesuniformandkit.co.uk/search?type=product&q=jungle+boots+&search=

This. Just-cos is a load of bullshit made up by a certain shop as a get around to sell rifs to anyone. As for the insurance it offers, anyone who needs it shouldn't have access to rifs as its insurance against being a dumbarse and doing things you shouldn't be doing.

My front light on my bike came with a horn which sounds more like a rape alarm so I'm thinking of talking really quietly so they turn up the volume on their headset before setting it off right next to the mic on my phone. Normally I would just do this but they disturbed my sleep and I'm feeling vindictive

I would agree but I doubt they've got the warmth, depth or ability to provide pleasure

Right, I need the help of the hive mind to fuck with a scamming piece of shit. I'm working nights atm and I just got woken up by some absolute turd claiming to be from O2 about my phone. To cut a long story shortI didn't fall for it but they're supposedly calling back on Tuesday afternoon. I despise scammers at the best of times, but messing with my sleep is like touching the USA's boats so I'd like your help with suggestions on how to fuck with them.

Why buy new when you can get it here for the same price?

It might be a bit far but South Herts Airsoft between Hemel Hempstead and Kings Langley are looking into midweek games of there's enough interest. A whole day too, rather than just in the evening like most midweek games

What do you get if you cross human DNA with goat DNA? Banned from the petting zoo

Tbh I'm finding that I don't carry primers on me as much any more as quite a few cqb sites are putting restrictions on the number of bangs you can use in a game I just saw this in the description Magnetic primer remover lifts the fired primer out of the chamber. Is there iron or steel in there? The ones I've always had are copper so I wouldn't expect a magnet to do anything. Also I just tend to tip the primer holding bit over and let gravity do the work

This times a million. I don't know of any other industry where manufacturers can make a product which doesn't work or will break within 6 months and get away with it. Imagine buying a brand new car knowing you'll have to strip and rebuild the engine the moment you get it home from the dealership

Not just any shotgun, a desert eagle shotgun.😂

Or pay a tenner less https://www.patrolbase.co.uk/we-eu17-gen-5-gbb-pistol

Welcome back to the madhouse. I can't really help recommending a tech, but if the aegs have only been sat for a year or two it might be worth just plugging in a new battery to see if they're ok. No point wasting money on repairs if they aren't necessary.

I use a little sealable plastic bag stuffed in the tub from a kinder egg

Not to different to over here.