Cannonfodder

Is it me or is every charger there look like it'd burn your house down at the first opportunity? They look like they're nuprol or the cheap Chinese ones that should go straight into the bin

I prefer something like this firefighter's reply to the scum asking if they can use his twitter post after the Grenfell tower fire

Unfortunately a lot of people are. If they weren't these scammers wouldn't exist

Personally I couldn't give a shit what loadout someone wears to play. If someone else is going to get offended then that's their problem not mine. As for the gutter press getting hold of photos, I remember a few years ago the scum published photos from a site who used shemargs to ID teams. At the time there were lots of people saying it would be the end of airsoft but in reality it was just next weeks chip paper

At least everyone will take their hits, although some guns may be a bit hot

I'm sure that's the SOP for some site owners

My favourite part is that he seems to think the UK is the only country where businesses pay taxes

This. I went to a site last year where they had a rule that kevlar barrel socks must be used and could be bought or borrowed (with a deposit) from the site. When I said I didn't know about it, I was told its on the faceache page. When I mentioned it might be a good idea to put it on the website as well for those of us who don't do Facebook the member of staff didn't seam too happy

It's half term in some parts of the country. Normal service should hopefully return soon

Probably off to zero wank or faceache to whine about how the bigger boys were mean to him

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning

I've only played at The Ridge once, but IIRC it was to stop players getting pissy about spending money on grenades and not getting any kills with them

Some shops will check it for you (I can't remember which right now, but I'm sure someone will post soon). If they're a site member then try contacting the site

There was me thinking of a different Cassandra

A British Airways flight reached cruising altitude when the pilot came over the intercom "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to BA fight 121 from Heathrow to New York. The weather forecast is good so we should have a smooth ride, landing at approximately five thir OH FUCK" After a long silence came back on the intercom "I'm sorry if I scared you then ladies and gentlemen, it's just that a flight attendant spilt coffee on my lap. The front of my trousers are ruined" "That's nothing" shouted a passenger, "you should see the back of mine"

I don't like the goontubers carrying more cameras than a TV outside broadcast crew, so I don't watch their crappy videos Personally I'd rather they just didn't allow filming at all. Unfortunately this results in all the whinny idiots making unfounded accusations of the site allowing players to cheat

How's your air seal? If the spring hasn't been left under tension or compression then I'm not sure how it could loose power

Situation normal then

Sorted all my kit out, then checked my phone before bed to find my regular site had cancelled

I'll have to see if Pepsi have anything left from that deal they did with the Russians

Different companies will have different license agreements. Glock did kick up a fuss a few years ago about airsoft replicas having trades in the USA, with imports being seized and destroyed due to copyright infringement. Why this hasn't happened in Europe I've no idea, possibly as the market for real glocks is smaller

Well that's about as clear as mud Also with the word portable being part of their definition of a firearm, can I use PayPal to buy a Phalanx CIWS? Afterall they're not exactly portable

Is nobody going to mention the stippling that looks like it was done by a chimp on ketamine? On a different note, how about a second hand 2 tone for the same price as new?

No hate for the gen 3 so I'll get one of those