Cannonfodder

It's half term in some parts of the country. Normal service should hopefully return soon

Probably off to zero wank or faceache to whine about how the bigger boys were mean to him

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning

I've only played at The Ridge once, but IIRC it was to stop players getting pissy about spending money on grenades and not getting any kills with them

Some shops will check it for you (I can't remember which right now, but I'm sure someone will post soon). If they're a site member then try contacting the site

There was me thinking of a different Cassandra

A British Airways flight reached cruising altitude when the pilot came over the intercom "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to BA fight 121 from Heathrow to New York. The weather forecast is good so we should have a smooth ride, landing at approximately five thir OH FUCK" After a long silence came back on the intercom "I'm sorry if I scared you then ladies and gentlemen, it's just that a flight attendant spilt coffee on my lap. The front of my trousers are ruined" "That's nothing" shouted a passenger, "you should see the back of mine"

I don't like the goontubers carrying more cameras than a TV outside broadcast crew, so I don't watch their crappy videos Personally I'd rather they just didn't allow filming at all. Unfortunately this results in all the whinny idiots making unfounded accusations of the site allowing players to cheat

How's your air seal? If the spring hasn't been left under tension or compression then I'm not sure how it could loose power

Situation normal then

Sorted all my kit out, then checked my phone before bed to find my regular site had cancelled

I'll have to see if Pepsi have anything left from that deal they did with the Russians

Different companies will have different license agreements. Glock did kick up a fuss a few years ago about airsoft replicas having trades in the USA, with imports being seized and destroyed due to copyright infringement. Why this hasn't happened in Europe I've no idea, possibly as the market for real glocks is smaller

Well that's about as clear as mud Also with the word portable being part of their definition of a firearm, can I use PayPal to buy a Phalanx CIWS? Afterall they're not exactly portable

Is nobody going to mention the stippling that looks like it was done by a chimp on ketamine? On a different note, how about a second hand 2 tone for the same price as new?

No hate for the gen 3 so I'll get one of those

Bugger, I've been eyeing up a Glock 19 for a while now

IIRC it's down to licensing of company logos which are trademarked. H&K allows TM to use the logos as their targeted market is Japan, whereas in Europe they gave the licensing to Umarex Personally I don't really care about correct markings as, especially with pistol, they're not going to be seen much

A bit of a late reply but meh. No, I stopped playing there before it closed as a new job made getting there on time difficult. When I eventually did get back his attitude made me question whether I wanted to go back, considering other sites were now easier to get to and far better value for money

Another idea which may appear good on paper, but in reality will be as useful as tits on a nun. There's way too many variables to give more than a rough approximation of what results you'll get

Tbh there's an awful lot of people who claim to be techs, but in reality don't have a clue.

Asking people not to comment on the price is asking for piss taking comments and makes me think he knows he's taking the piss

Even if its a subtle rif sale, it looks equally as fucked.