Shamal
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Oh right.thanks 👍
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Back in the what?? 🤔
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Watch the knee mate,watch the knee! 😉
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Cooking advice. Can anyone help me, I put vegetables in my multi cooker and selected the cake option. When it was done, they were still vegetables. So what am I doing wrong?
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Bonjour Mon Ami and velcomen to la forum. I amour votre tower and like petit dejuner Dans la morning. Hola and good fishing to you monsure/madam.😉 Welcome to the madhouse mate and enjoy looking around. Have fun👍 Regards
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Propaganda. Is that a good look for Londoners?
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£25 per hour!! That's nearly as much as a certain plumber/heating engineer on here gets 😉 At that rate,combined with other issues,it was never going to succeed. As @Cannonfoddersays it would seem that Airsoft is better off without them.
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Good one...it never gets old. 😉😂
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I’ve just bought some new state-of-the-art gardening equipment that makes the boundaries of my property look really neat and tidy. It uses cutting hedge technology.
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I made soup entirely from ingredients extracted from the atmosphere... It was a broth of fresh air.
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Two people were admitted to hospital last night after eating lasagne made with 100% horsemeat. A hospital spokesman said today that they were stable, although they both had the trots....
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In a tight spot, rapid deployment might be a problem lol. "Hang about chaps,just gotta untangle this" 😂 Regards
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Hi fella👋 Enjoy your reawakening. Don't forget though...you still have to call ya hits 😉 Regards
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Specna Arms, Daniel Defence Mk.18 (Perun v2 inside)
Shamal commented on Vendivorex's advert in Electric Rifles
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Specna Arms, Daniel Defence Mk.18 (Perun v2 inside)
Shamal commented on Vendivorex's advert in Electric Rifles
How is it a dummy peq box if it's got red and green lasers and a torch 🤔 regards -
A young woman enters an overcrowded city bus. She stands next to a middle-aged man who is sitting and asks him : “Sir, would you mind giving your seat to a pregnant woman?” The man obliges despite the fact that she shows no obvious sign of pregnancy. After she is seated the man asks “Pardon me young lady but how far along are you?” She replies “About 30 minutes and I'm still quite wobbly on my feet".
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Finally got my,ahem,helmet sorted out 🙂
The go pro was at a funny angle,pointing more at the floor than forward due to the hinge of the case hitting the mounting plate.I didn't want to get an extension arm which would have sorted the problem but at the cost of raising camera up 76mm so with the Dremel I was able to remove enough plastic from the mounting plate to allow it to swing upright.👍
The helmet has never really sat nicely on me nogging so I set about experimenting with different sizes of velcro/foam inserts which helped but then I looked at the rotary knob for the headband which I thought was at maximum travel but lo and behold it went another turn and fuck me sideways the helmet fits perfect,almost like it's stitched to me bonce.
So all in all a good days mucking about🙂🙂
Regards
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- gavinkempsell, _K4MF_ and EDcase
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Chap knocked on the door last night asking for donations for the new local swimming pool. I was very generous and gave him two pints of water.
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I’ve started a business recycling chewing gum... but I’m having trouble getting it off the ground.
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So I said to the vicar: "This is a lovely old church vicar". He said: "It's Norman". I said: "Oh right, this is a lovely old church Norman".
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Whenever I see a fire exit, I can't help myself, I dash out and then stand by the designated Fire Assembly Point. I suffer from premature evacuation.
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I asked the librarian if they had any books on finding Big Foot.... She said.. Try the large print section.
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Yes mk 5 at our sites as well. Sorry don't know what happened there ,🤔
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I pulled a nose hair today to see if it hurt. Well, judging by the reaction of the guy sleeping next to me on the bus, I'm thinking fuck yes!!
