Shamal

Since my friend started working at the grease factory, it's been really difficult trying to get hold of her.

Hi @Scythian I joined years ago. It costs me a tenner a year. I believe that they work on the behalf of Airsoft players and interact with official bodies to keep the sport/hobby/activity safe. I've been to a few AGM game days which were well organised. If you are heading down south to the n.a.e.this year there will be a ukapu stall there. Regards P.s I believe that @Jacob Wrighton here is a regional rep👍

Ok yeah we stopped by to chat last year. My mate was looking to get a gat sprayed but you were nearly out of paint. Wil look out for you this year.🙂 Regards

Hiya bud. It's gonna be expensive to just play Sunday game or have you got a pitch in the main arena or something? Regards

Haha. If it's like last year you definitely will be otter 🥵 If you see a tired,bulging old dude struggling up a hill or struggling down a hill, give him a break and shoot something else. It's probably me 😂😂

Crikey! Glad you got out in one piece.👍 Regards

I read that taking your bike to work is good for the environment. So I thought, why not? I'm not using that roof rack for anything else....

Exactly what I've been saying for years. When the alert sounds you will comply.😂

What team are you guys? We are Bravo and have been since we started. Regards

I remember when you called me a cunt twice.Has your anger and self control got better? 😂😂

It's gotta be a bit cheaper for a buddy surely?👍 You can't put a price on friendship.🙂 £120 😉

You are a rif tech now.👍 Good work 🙂

Yeah well I gotta invisdible sheeld an, an, anyway my fingers were crossed so it don't count😋

I've just bought a book on how to overcome kleptomania. Well, I say bought....

Boy: "I got an F in arithmetic." Father: "Why?" Boy: "The teacher asked 'How much is 2×3?' and I said '6'" Father: "But that's right!" Boy: "Then she asked me 'How much is 3×2?'" Father: "What's the fucking difference?" Boy: "That's exactly what I said

Oh yeah, I've found my combat boots in the loft, and weighed 'em. 2.4KG for the pair. That's divers boots lol. You will know it after a day's skirmishing with them on🥵 Keep a look out on the bay cause viper boots do come up for sale now and again. You can get them for less than £70 but it takes some searching. I've only ever bought good condition used pairs for around the £25-30 pound mark. But honestly they are sooo comfy.👍

Mate don't pay a Kings ransom for boots just get some Viper v-cam double zip. Great for work,rest and play.👍

I went for a walk in the woods, late evening and saw this wise looking bird. But as I got nearer, it told me to clear off. I think it must have had irritable owl syndrome

An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the garage in the backyard. Then they heard voices. Three men had broken into the garage Scared, they called the police. The dispatcher replied he would send an officer as soon as one became available as they were all out on calls. The old man waited for a few minutes and called Dispatch again. He told Dispatch, "Don't worry about sending an officer, I shot the robbers and now the dogs are eating their bodies!" In no time at all, police were all over the place and captured the robbers red-handed! One of the cops asked the old man, "I thought you said you shot the robbers and your dogs were eating them. "The old man replied, "I thought you said, there weren't any officers available."

Hiya fella👋 Welcome to the Airsoft asylum 🙂 Glad to hear your disability is not stopping you having a go.Good on ya. My running and movement ain't that great either and I'm supposedly able bodied. Just take it at your own pace. Remember you are paying so it's your day,enjoy it.🙂 My advice....don't be shy,ask questions,talk to the guy next to you,we love to talk about kit.If you see a gat you like the look of,tell the person holding it,he/she will most likely pass it to you to have look. Let us know how your game day turns out👍 Enjoy and remember.....call ya hits😉 Regards

Ok. Yes seems like you had a lot of gear.☹️ Well welcome back 🙂 Hope you get some gear and start playing soon👍 Regards

You are not a new player or arrival. You have been a member longer than I have 😂

Went to a building supplies store to buy some new roofing materials. On arrival I discovered their stock was low. All-in-all a rather few tile journey

Yes mate go for it. Don't sell to under 18 and you should really check that the buyer has a defense or is a legitimate user. Just don't sell to anyone who you think might be a dickhead and might go roaming the streets with it. Regards

Thanks bud 😉