Shamal

Hey nice measuring stick. I try not to use the police as a rule though. Unless of course it's Scotland yard. Yard...three feet. No? Ok please yourselves. Lol👮‍♂️ Regards

Haha yeah pisses the marshals off.😡

That's me!! Lol."Right.What are we doing?"

Haha amen to that! 👍 Regards

Haha. I was gonna say that but ran out of space. Phew that was close. I do love animals especially ickle fwuffy bunny wabbits oh and I'm very good at listening. Plus I have a big dick. Eek!! 😉 Regards

Your Talking about mine aren't you? Come on be honest I can take it. I'm sorry I just get so damn excited that I tend to over sell myself. Lol 😍 Regards

My wife said to me t'other day "does my bum look big in this?" "Yes" I replied "but to be fair it is a small bathroom" Ouch! What was that for? Lol

People power. Well done all 👍

I thought it was white as a ghost. But just to be 100% let's say white as a ghost covered in a sheet. Oo scared meself then! 👻 Regards

Not long on the auction now! If I was scammed on it I would take it back to him,set it on fire and push it up his arse and say "hows that for a fuckin' rimfire"!! Regards

I messaged him asking if the surefire was a genuine item. He replied,'I believe that it is but have no paperwork with it'. Regards

I thought you were a shop??

I must have been born lucky rather than handsome because,and I've said it before,had my ares amoeba 013 for 3years now and it's never played up. Only one I've had an I like it! Play nice now 🙂 Regards

Is it good for fast target acquisition. Do you play cqb as you have the torch. Regards

Nice fit dude.problems fitting in holster? Regards

Back in the dark ages when we were boys, 'Rah' was our favourite utterance. Said in an adolescent husky voice and accompanied by the stroking of an imaginary catweazle type beard! Bizarre!! Regards

I've got a pulsar spoon,I think that's what it is. Early LCD? Nice watch but not very bright.

Busted! You're goin' down sunshine! 👮‍♂️

What the heck is a 'discord server'? Is it an out of tune waiter or summat'? Regards

Wow! Does that come with extra muscles or shoulder rigging wires? 😉 Regards

Dont cha just love it . Josh,28,was into hobby when he was younger!!!!!! Man I'm feeling old now! Lol Welcome Josh .enjoy. Regards

I would tend to stay away from plain jelly. Strawberry may be better.lol Sorry couldn't resist.👍 Regards

I didn't mean you specifically.I should have said I think it's beneficial for all who enjoy the sport to support them, and the unseen work they do. Costs me a tenner a year. Surprised that you heard nothing back from them though. Regards

This is why I joined UKAPU to protect our hobby/sport from the dogooders and idiots who,in their own ways,would have it all stopped. If you haven't already, think about subscribing to UKAPU.Its not much and they are working constantly to protect your right and ensure the continuing future of airsoft. Regards

Wring place. Sorry 👍