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One of my mates is a dwarf, he’s a bit shy with women and a virgin. For his 25th Birthday his twin brother decided they’d go to Amsterdam. After a few drinks they decided it was time for Dave to finally get his end away so headed for a brothel. Dave found a lovely blonde girl, paid the fee and headed to the room. His brother did the same except picked a lovely red head. Dave and the girl sat on the bed but unfortunately he suffered a bit of stage fright and spent the whole time trying to get his limp dick to work. The whole time all he could hear was his brother in the next room grunting loudly and the occasional shout of “1, 2, 3”. After his failure Dave and his brother met up for a ‘celebratory’ beer to trade war stories. Dave came clean and admitted that he had been unable to get an erection. “You sounded like you were enjoying yourself though, you seemed to go on forever” said Dave. ”Fuck off, you had a better night than me.” Said his brother. “I couldn’t even get on the fucking bed.”

Well she’s not expensive, she’s not got a custom paint job and she doesn’t shoot 1km with laser accuracy but here is Vikki, named after a woman who broke my heart so badly I have a permenant arrhythmia. My first RIF, with every attachment I want for now. (Thinking of getting a weapon light for CQB)

Had a shit couple of shifts at work so had a spending spree to make myself feel better. Hopefully all be here before my other half gets back from visiting her parents! 2x Motorola T80 PMR so I can talk to myself. A box of G&G midcaps (no more tactical maracas for me). New STANAG style speed loader. The Reflex sight which some members kindly recommended for me as well as a sight protector. A soft carry case as an interim until Christmas. Currently praying to Hermes or whoever is the god of couriers these days, got until Tuesday!

For all you Flecktarn lovers: https://www.military1st.co.uk/colours/flecktarn 15% off with code FLECK18

HQ but I want to hit the Stan up soon too.

Well buuger it. Here goes: my first load out: My ubacs isn’t the same as my trousers but I’ll sort that soon. Also this was before my defender boots arrived. Need to invest in a pistol next month as well as a belt to put it on. Likely that I’ll buy a helmet first though as I get shot in the head a lot and it will put my load out to be more ‘military’.

Thanks man. It works ok with the one mid cap I got with the gun just forgot to pick up a speed loader (doh). It didn’t seem to want to fire on the hicap. BBs did fall from the hop unit and BBs did come out of the mag as described. One of them seemed a bit pathetic on ejection but I left it loaded for half an hour while I vented my frustrations and it seemed to improve. Was thinking of leaving it loaded overnight tonight and seeing how it goes in the morning. Luckily it’s buy & sell day tomorrow so hopefully someone is selling some other mags. Otherwise I’ll be coming home early 😩

My first RIF the G&G CM18 A plate carrier by TMC in Coyote 2 x Hi Cap Stanag type mags by CYMA as a side note anyone got any suggestions on a way to get these Cyma mags to feed. Got all the way home and they don’t want to play at all. 😞

As as long as it’s made with the pubic hair of genunie Navy Seal.

Just tell them it’s real steel and that you’ve got s mate in the regiment who gave you it. They’ll all be having one. For added success paint it multicam.

Just remembet though it doesn’t just shoot straight it shoots “dstraightaght”. With all them extra letters it must be even better.

Does teabagging with them class as a melee kill?

I’m sure the scarpas are very nice boots though. 🙃