Supporters Finius Posted February 23, 2012 Supporters Share Posted February 23, 2012 I liked the idea. Bamboo shoot up the rear and a pot of baby bio. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REMSoft Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 'Free CAW minigun this way' Signs, in a series. Leading to a PVC pipe minigun in the middle of a field. Of course, with remote-det C4 buried underneath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters M_P Posted February 23, 2012 Supporters Share Posted February 23, 2012 Put him in a room with me an a hole-puncher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Finius Posted February 23, 2012 Author Supporters Share Posted February 23, 2012 Put him in a room with me an a hole-puncher. All I'm reading there is that you'd like to punch his hole. Dirty boy. This is the kill Nick thread, not the "rape and sodomy" thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameron364 Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 Is this a make believe Nick, or Nickona, if Nickona then get the little hamster in his picture to eat him from the inside! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Finius Posted February 23, 2012 Author Supporters Share Posted February 23, 2012 Nickona Although, if you're happier pretending it's Nick Clegg or Nick Griffin I'm okay with that too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters TPI Posted February 23, 2012 Supporters Share Posted February 23, 2012 i still like that one where we tied him to a chair and let a dog bite his particulars or was it another part of him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MZKaleem Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 oh this sounds fun, put him in a room with a mirror...oh no the pain, its so ugly! He'll die eventually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters M_P Posted February 23, 2012 Supporters Share Posted February 23, 2012 Get Snorlax to sit on him. Throw away the pokeflute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Liam Porter Posted February 23, 2012 Supporters Share Posted February 23, 2012 Test to see if he's .50 cal proof. Finius, please edit the topic title and correct the spelling of 'excessively'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoffreym Posted February 23, 2012 Share Posted February 23, 2012 2 bottle openers , salt, duct tape and several hundred metal cocktail sticks. anybody who's watched "No Heroics" and likes Timebomb will know where i'm going with this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Airsoft-Ed Posted February 24, 2012 Supporters Share Posted February 24, 2012 Credit where it's due please, this thread was totally 100% my idea lol. However I'm liking the fact that my jest has become a reality. I also think that the mirror torture has been the funniest so far haha. I wonder if he's air rifle proof... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters TPI Posted February 24, 2012 Supporters Share Posted February 24, 2012 i feel sorry for him now.... why not make him commit suicide by setting himself aflame in protest of Japans Whaleing exploits oh yea and my Mum thinks your cute and my sister reckons your Attractive so yeaa.... a little pick me up for you after all this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supporters Finius Posted February 24, 2012 Author Supporters Share Posted February 24, 2012 Get Snorlax to sit on him. Throw away the pokeflute. Not throw away, put just two inches out of reach... Title fixed My next submission: Walk-in-microwave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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