Supporters Finius Posted February 23, 2012 Supporters Posted February 23, 2012 I liked the idea. Bamboo shoot up the rear and a pot of baby bio.
REMSoft Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 'Free CAW minigun this way' Signs, in a series. Leading to a PVC pipe minigun in the middle of a field. Of course, with remote-det C4 buried underneath.
Supporters M_P Posted February 23, 2012 Supporters Posted February 23, 2012 Put him in a room with me an a hole-puncher.
Supporters Finius Posted February 23, 2012 Author Supporters Posted February 23, 2012 Put him in a room with me an a hole-puncher. All I'm reading there is that you'd like to punch his hole. Dirty boy. This is the kill Nick thread, not the "rape and sodomy" thread.
Cameron364 Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 Is this a make believe Nick, or Nickona, if Nickona then get the little hamster in his picture to eat him from the inside!
Supporters Finius Posted February 23, 2012 Author Supporters Posted February 23, 2012 Nickona Although, if you're happier pretending it's Nick Clegg or Nick Griffin I'm okay with that too...
Supporters TPI Posted February 23, 2012 Supporters Posted February 23, 2012 i still like that one where we tied him to a chair and let a dog bite his particulars or was it another part of him
MZKaleem Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 oh this sounds fun, put him in a room with a mirror...oh no the pain, its so ugly! He'll die eventually
Supporters M_P Posted February 23, 2012 Supporters Posted February 23, 2012 Get Snorlax to sit on him. Throw away the pokeflute.
Supporters Liam Porter Posted February 23, 2012 Supporters Posted February 23, 2012 Test to see if he's .50 cal proof. Finius, please edit the topic title and correct the spelling of 'excessively'.
geoffreym Posted February 23, 2012 Posted February 23, 2012 2 bottle openers , salt, duct tape and several hundred metal cocktail sticks. anybody who's watched "No Heroics" and likes Timebomb will know where i'm going with this
Supporters Airsoft-Ed Posted February 24, 2012 Supporters Posted February 24, 2012 Credit where it's due please, this thread was totally 100% my idea lol. However I'm liking the fact that my jest has become a reality. I also think that the mirror torture has been the funniest so far haha. I wonder if he's air rifle proof...
Supporters TPI Posted February 24, 2012 Supporters Posted February 24, 2012 i feel sorry for him now.... why not make him commit suicide by setting himself aflame in protest of Japans Whaleing exploits oh yea and my Mum thinks your cute and my sister reckons your Attractive so yeaa.... a little pick me up for you after all this...
Supporters Finius Posted February 24, 2012 Author Supporters Posted February 24, 2012 Get Snorlax to sit on him. Throw away the pokeflute. Not throw away, put just two inches out of reach... Title fixed My next submission: Walk-in-microwave.
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